Can I ride the mare of cold hard vengeance?

( girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:24, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I like doing the voice of a video game character (kratos, from God of war)
Hus catchphrase is "I am kratos, and vengeance will be mine", so I change it to "I am kratos, and I'm rather peckish" or "I am kratos, and I _will_ get a glass of water from the kitchen"


It cracks me up every time, that one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:25, Reply)

Please don't ever change Gonz.

( girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Do you roar in frustration too?
Kratos is mint.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 8:34, Reply)

I like doing the Batman voice of really gruffly shouting
"WHERE ARE THEY?" about things I've lost, such as my keys.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:24, Reply)

If that is the mare you desire.
But burying your enemies by riding the pony of success is much better.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 8:29, Reply)

Nah!
I like vengeance better.
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:31, Reply)

But what about the empty bitter feeling after the first flush of success?
Always takes the edge off it for me.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 8:33, Reply)

But I do bitter and twisted so well.
It would be a shame not to let rip.
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:38, Reply)

That's the way girl, play to your strengths!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 8:54, Reply)

Don't encourage her
Bitterness gives you ulcers
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:01, Reply)

I have tablets for them.
Bwaahahahahahaha.
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:06, Reply)

And you'll get a hernia!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Against whom?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Don't set her off again.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:41, Reply)