And then, as I squeezed the last breath out of Justin Bieber's lungs, as I compressed his neck containing his jugular....
... he looked at me, he pleeded with his eyes, "Please, I'm just a kid, you don't have to listen, you can change the channel or skip the song, loads of people like me, it's no big deal", I replied to him with a voice horse from screaming for hours, "I'm sorry, I'm soo sorry, I have to do this", and his eyes rolled up into the back of his head and his lips turned blue. I felt no remorse, I felt no sorrow, for I had done the world a favour, my gift to humanity, my legacy, was ending the life of a child who would one day grow to be the greatest evil mankind has ever known. I turned my back and walked away, a smirk on my face and blood on my hands, with a contentment that only one who had taken a life can know. For a moment, a small moment, I experianced what it was like to be a god, and I liked it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:43, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I had this in a Christmas cracker
My Nan didn't get it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I'll make sure your nan gets it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

that made me chuckle

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I didn't get this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Please do
Grandad died years ago, I'm sure she needs all the help she can get.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:48, Reply)

fucking hell gonz
you really are amazing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I really hope you one day become a serial killer
and then write your memoirs. I'll buy it like a shot.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

This contains a surprinsing lack of spelling mistakes
which makes it all the creepier
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:47, Reply)

surprinsing?
you retard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:47, Reply)

This reply is wonderfully ironic

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:47, Reply)

You are wonderfully penile

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

You're just wonderful
I totally < 3 you
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:50, Reply)

you totally bollock him?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:50, Reply)

God; teabagged by Al, this is turning out to be an excellent Friday
Later I hope to get fingered by Foxtrot.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:51, Reply)

He doesn't finger
he likes to get behind you as soon as possible so you can't see his horrifically ugly face.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Until the very last second that is
He especially loves how a sphincter twitches when the victim sees his face. He calls it 'The Devil's Milkmaid'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:54, Reply)

that is disturbing and hilarious in equal measures

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Still, his micro penis will be easier to accomodate than one of his fingers so it's win win really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I want a voice horse.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)