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does anyone remember Kris Akabusi sex stories?
it had such gems as "he whispered 'Awooga' in her ear and patted her on the fanny".
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This is without doubt the funniest thing I have ever read.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I've found some
www.est1892.co.uk/forums/archive/index.php/t-13383.html

but I don't know if they're the originals
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:19, Reply)

*weeps with laughter*
"Akabusi!" said a voice behind him. "Stop looking at my son with your cock out".
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I love "within hours it was over"

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:28, Reply)

'The rarefied air of the tailors brushed against his black and curlies like a fart in a tanga brief and for a moment he felt like a black Messiah'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Fucking amazing!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 14 May 2010, 13:29, Reply)

it's where I discovered the word clunge

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I cannot thank you enough for this.
I'm actually weeping at my desk.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

that's pretty much what me and my old boss spent an afternoon doing after we discovered them

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I am in awe of the writing style.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:42, Reply)

there are a few imitations which are quite poor
but the originals are just brilliant, with phrases like "a clunge so tight it shopped at Poundland"
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:44, Reply)

The constant references to his 'dungs' has me in fits.
I can say in all honesty I've not seen anything so funny in as long as I can remember.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:49, Reply)

it really is good

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I am having to force myself not to keep reading it
because suppressing this much laughter has given me a headache.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:54, Reply)

hahaha
get home, have a spliff and laugh the night away. while eating meat
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Got my Tayyab's leftovers to eat
and half a bottle of cognac to polish off, and I'm going to get a nice Malbec as well - all in honour BUSI NIGHT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:59, Reply)

sounds grand
having celebratory drinks in my local tonight. I need a good base of stonedness to cope.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I'm so glad I'm at home today and can read these!

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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I went in thinking "its not that funny
but when I got to "epic bristols and a fanny more hairy than Richard Keyes back. " I spat 7up across keyboard, monitors and desk
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Peej, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:08, Reply)

but but but
Its was Fash who said Awooga, on Gladiators
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Peej, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:57, Reply)

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