I am SO going to this:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8686207.stm

I'm going to try to steal an exhibit, and all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 9:51, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

nice!
Exciting as that is, I just want to threadjack slightly and present you with the story of mr kenton cool and his wife jazz...
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Mon 17 May 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Without wanting to lower the tone too much, Ms Norris would get it
edit: in case anyone saw the typo before I got rid of it: my brain really isn't working right this morning
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 9:59, Reply)

i'd lower the town for her too
damn! ninja
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I'd Bone-ita her in an instant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I'd ascend her peaks
etc etc
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I've got "summit" she can climb on top of

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:49, Reply)

am I the only one....
who thinks that it's probably some unknown Sherpa who has the world record for climbing everest?

Also, is sherpa a job description or an ethnicity? (too lazy to google).
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 17 May 2010, 10:53, Reply)

the sherpas probably don't care
so they can't hold the record.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Do you have any family/friends in the drug-squad?
If yes, ask if you can borrow one of the 'sniffer-dogs' to bring on your visit. There is bound to be tons of good gear stashed and lost down the side of a sofa, in a sock drawer or slipped into the back of a book case. (Which is where I found my missing Northern Lights bag, lost since Xmas.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:02, Reply)

My sister's a sergeant in the filth.
Mebbe she could call in a favour...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I'd be tempted to go to a festival with a sniffer dog
pretend to be plain clothes police and confiscate gear from tossers. but only if it looked like good gear
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Grab me a pair of his underpants.

( girlinthehole, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:19, Reply)