if someone is going to send out a mental email like that
you'd expect them to have put a little more thought into the details
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Does he mean that everyone who had ever lived
Would still be alive? Because that is a fucking lot of people.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:23, Reply)

indeed
106,456,367,669 as of 2002 apparently
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I wonder where he intends us to put all these people.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:27, Reply)

there's still plenty of room
current population is about 6% of that (roughly)

couldn't feed them all obviously, but we could put them all somewhere
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Maybe the aliens would take some off our hands
For slavery, and experiments and the like.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:30, Reply)

that's a sensible solution
they could toil in their sugar mines.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Who had to become slaves could be determined either by lottery,
Or by a panel of judges, to get rid of all the cunts. Obviously monty couldn't be on this panel, or there would be no one left.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:38, Reply)

It would just be Monty
and Bowie left and no-one else.

"Dave dave dave! Call me Mick. Let's go dancing in the street!"
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Followed by the biggest, longest, and most intense bumming session
The world has ever seen.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Shame we'll be too busy
toiling in the sugar to point and laugh :(
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:46, Reply)

We can set up cameras before we leave
And then broadcast it all over the solar system.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I really like the idea of Monty's
top secret mancrush on Bowie being known by all life forms in the universe.
Morbo: "This just in..."
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:55, Reply)

There's more people alive now than have ever lived
/fact I read somewhere or something.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I think that is wrong
judging by what I just read
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Are you calling me wrong on the internet?
YOU CUNT!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:31, Reply)

you shouldn't underline stuff
it makes me think it's a link and then when it isn't I'm just disappointed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:33, Reply)

It's a different colour silly.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:36, Reply)

that depends
I have links as green with used links in black
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:40, Reply)

silly
you stupid cunt
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Strikethroughs don't work when you do it on your own post.
A mouseover would have been more appropriate here. 2/10.

And don't be mean.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I'm only joking, I'm sure kitty knows that.
Also stop judging me.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

But it's so easy.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:46, Reply)

So are you.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:46, Reply)

After friday night,
I can no longer dispute this fact.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Seeing as you're so desperate to tell us what happened on friday
I'm not going to ask you.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I've already told one of my favourite B3tans,
And I can tell my other favourite tomorrow.
So that's fine. You would only get insanely jealous anyway.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:51, Reply)

:D
I'm honoured
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I think I'm honoured too
and excited about pending gossip :D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Wow, Capitals, bold AND underline.
Don't get your knickers in a twist.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:35, Reply)

srs bsns

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I bet HE'D like to etc etc

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

yes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:36, Reply)

The world's population doubles every
40 years so that's probably true. Capitalism works best with an increasing population. But the worlds running out of resources (food, water, energy, space). Fun times over the next few decades.
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:31, Reply)

that's far too simplistic and doesn't account for much stuff that has happened in the last 50000 years
might have been the case for the last couple of hundred years
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Ok
I don't know for how long that hard and fast rule has been the case (it was told to me at uni by a statistics lecturer). Even if it's only been true for the last 50 years or so it's still worrying.
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:44, Reply)

p.s.
UR COMPLEETLEE RONG ON TEH INTERWEBZ
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

indeed it is
another 6 billion in 40 years time wouldn't be much fun

we need something to happen to wipe out loads of people
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Or people could realise that
not everyone has to procreate. I don't intend to.
unless I get Roota reeeeeeally drunk
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I don't intend to either
I doubt that'd be hard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Not if he was drunk too, no

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:57, Reply)

- I heard he was soft on you.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 17 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Aw Larry
You old romantic.
I bloody love you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Too late
I've actually been taking Canderel tabs every morning.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Have you all forgotten her two forms of contraception?
One of them being absolutely foolproof.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Eggzackly!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Form 1: separate beds
Form 2: a whack from a cold teaspoon
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I already have an idea for a lovely virus,
Combining flu and ebola. As soon as they give me free run in a lab, I'm on it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:48, Reply)

nice
remember to give a few of us a heads-up before you release it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Will do.
Anyway, it would be stupid to release it before I had a working vaccine.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Surely we're exactly the kind of people
she had in mind when plotting to decimate the world's population
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:53, Reply)

what, witty, erudite people?
also, I'm a civil engineer. I have important skills.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:54, Reply)

No, terrible penises
I was going to start in America anyway.

And I don't want skills, I want skillz.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I would boost the morale of the intellingent people

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

you certainly manage to do it for me
and boost my morale
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)

So I get to live, right?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)

it's not up to me I'm afraid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Get it right up yez ya doss c***!
I'm an uncivil engineer
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:57, Reply)

flebola

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Eeeh
That sounds vile!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:35, Reply)