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then you will not only drive your colleagues mad with your coughing, but also the overpowering smell of cough sweets.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

i have black halls soothers
they taste like a witch's arse but they do help. a bit. how is your chicken??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Charlie is very well
although I accidently splashed water over her this morning whilst refilling her drinking thingy. I found out that it is possible for a chicken to give you a dirty look.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:59, Reply)

aaaaah
don't they hate water? poor charlie!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Dirty looks are the only look a chicken can give.

( girlinthehole, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Apart from Chickenlady
She gave dirty looks of a different kind while groping my thigh!

Then Catface grabbed my cock.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:12, Reply)

You get all the fucking action.
*shaves head*
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Most of it's from Captain V though
He's like a corgi in heat.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)

so he can't getup the stairs with a hard-on

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:27, Reply)

And you will feel nauseous; Strepsils also make me feel sick

Try that Buttercup cough syrup, my mate swears by it. Also go home.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)

ach you sound like my boss
i can't, i would be seriously bored!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I know I always go to work unless I'm actually bleeding everywhere

Can you not work from home? Or I can recommend Inglorious basterds as a film to watch, it's very long so will keep you busy for some time.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:57, Reply)

there is a pun here somewhere
about women doing that all the time. but i won't make it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:05, Reply)

ha, not intentional, I just can't abide taking days off for illness unless it's life threatening/highly contageous

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Same
If I'm physically able to come into work without endangering others, then I will.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:12, Reply)