at least you say you feel blue
the first I know about it is usually when Mrs V completely overreacts to something. Once the shock has passed I tend to ignore her until she realises she is being ridiculous.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If you could feel our pain
We don't do it on purpose, it kinds of happens, and then we usually feel very bad because we were unfair and, mostly, because we can't control ourselves.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 17 May 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I am more understanding than I let on I think
I find it completely baffling though. It is something so far outside a man's comprehension.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

It's out of mine too, it just happens
I can't understand how men can have a hard on without a reason, or when they aren't really in the mood for sex or too tired.

I can't understand it either when he's so ill he can't barely move, but still wants to have sex.

I don't feel proud of my mood changes. In fact, they upset me terribly, because I don't know if I am the unreasonable woman or the sweet one, and how much the hormones have to say in who I am.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 17 May 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I'd say that was more understandable
as often a hard-on isn't necessarily linked to being horny. A traveller for instance (definition 2)

so is purely an increase of blood to a certain area.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Exactly
So how much of my bad mood it's just because there are too many some hormones in my blood at that moment? Is that really me, or is it the chemicals in my body making me be like that?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 17 May 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I think that is the bit that makes it so hard to understand
as either men aren't driven so much by hormones, or more likely, that they are driven the same way all the time.

I understand that it is not within your control (at least until you realise what is going on perhaps)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I always thought I didn't get PMT
but then I realised that it manifests itself not in the stereotypical ways of me screaming about nothing, but that I'll suddenly find something stupid really moving. Like a coffee advert.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:52, Reply)

that makes me angrier
If I tell him I feel blue he needs to go through the motions of trying to make me feel better, including carrying on even when I reject all his suggestions and tell him I hate him unreservedly. Then he cheers me up by pointing out that stuff exists that I like, such as clouds and venus fly traps.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:31, Reply)

That's very sweet
I usually get tickles until I cry :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 17 May 2010, 14:34, Reply)

if he tickled me
he'd get booted in the face. And maybe weed on. How many Es should be in the past tense of wee?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)

No idea
I'm sure you can find someone better to reply, but I like weeded.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 17 May 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I suppose it should be weeed wee(ed)
But that's silly, so you could get rid of the third e and write wee'd, but everybody would get all poncy and assume you were using an unneccessary apostrophe, when in fact you were using it correctly, to denote a missing letter.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:45, Reply)

One could always say urinated.
Whilest holding ones pinky finger upwards.
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Or one could say 'pissed'
Whilst eating a pie
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:48, Reply)