Inspired

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yeah, although,
that's the first time I've written it. Maybe she meant Minnie - that would be a bit better. She does refer to it as 'a girl' though. It's a red cooper with white roof and bonnet stripes! There is no more masculine Mini!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Only possibly if it had a Union Flag on the roof

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Naaawww...
Union jack is for woofters innit!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I'd love a mini
With a Pirate flag on the roof. Then I'd try to board minis which had Union Jacks on.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Depends if it's a Mini or a MINI really...
if it's a MINI then a Mini is more machoa as would almost anything ads a MINI is a hairdresser's car.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:08, Reply)

No, it's a Mini.
There's only one Mini. BMW make a small car with a similar name but having had one as a company car, I can attest that they are utter, UTTER shite. They actually have less room in them than a real Mini.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Yes, indeed
Hence the post, my sincerest apologies for any aspersion cast upon your masculinity old boy, you sir have the most proper of all proper cars. (salutes)
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I'm trying to build up a collection.
I want to get a 1275GT and rat it up. Matt black/rust & fresh shiny chrome is the look I'd go for - kinda mad max stylee.

I'd be the anti-chav. Rolling around town with my tints/alloys and rust, bellowing earth-shattering death metal from the car when near anything in a tracksuit.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I'm not sure I'd fit in a mini
I'm 6'2" and I hve to have the seat in my polo all the way back and my hair brushes the roof!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:32, Reply)

My friend
Who is 6'7" had a mini, he took the front seat out and drove it from the back
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:34, Reply)

My hair brushes the roof of my Ka at times

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, Reply)

My dad is also 6'2"
and he used to drive a mini as it was one of the few cars at the time with sufficient headroom for him.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Lots of tall people drive Minis for exactly that reason.
You can buy seat extension brackets that allow another 6 inches of rearwards-sliding movement, for around a fiver.

It's the cheap way of fitting into a car.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Mrs V called her car Maizie because it's bright yellow.
I reckon it's because she gets lost in it.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:51, Reply)