A friend brought him to my Halloween party
and I got his number, we texted and arranged a date. It was going to be dinner and a movie but it ended up being Pizza Hut and Blockbuster. He moved in about a month later and I didn't notice.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:15, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You didn't notice?
Is he incredibly boring?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I meant because we were so happy fool
I'm aware of it now, he's a cleaning nazi!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:19, Reply)

worst of all the Nazis

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Worse than grammar?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Grammar Nazis don't make you do anything that involves getting up off the sofa

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Does getting angry not cause you to get off the sofa?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I'm rarely on the receiving end of a grammar nazi



please don't strike that through..
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Can we change them for a day a week?
Mine can do all your cooking and furniture happily, but doesn't clean anything until I tell him to do it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Mine cooks and cleans
he's my 50s wife.

I also clean, but every few days he decides its time to clean, regardless of whether or not I've done it the day before and that means in his eyes I never clean.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I see
Well, mine cleans very well when I ask him to do it, but I have to ask him. And he's always too busy.

Now, he's very good at fixing things in the house, from changing floors to filling wholes in the wall that I've made unintentionally.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:26, Reply)

'Pizza Hut and Blockbuster'?
You peasant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I know.
And we watched the Prestige and it was shit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:19, Reply)

still is.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:20, Reply)

is that the one with Huge Ackman?
and what's-his-name?

and Bowie?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Oh I didn't mean that one, whoops.
I meant the Illusionist. With Ed Norton. Which was shit. I haven't seen the Prestige, is it also shit?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:23, Reply)

I actually quite enjoyed the Prestige
apparently the book is excellent also
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:23, Reply)

I loved it because Bowie was in it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I enjoyed it too
and we're the best ones, so forget about all these other spurious opinions.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

You're elite? -Recant!

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:32, Reply)

You sounds well classly, like
Although at least Pizza Hut = all you can eat. You learn a lot about someone at an all you can eat buffet.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I'd rather eat freshly-laid elephant dung than Pizza Hut.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:19, Reply)

that's because you're a misery guts.
And it was Blackburn, the choice was Pizza Hut or Burger King and Pizza Hut was right next door to Blockbuster. Actually, so was Burger King. My point is, there aren't any nice restaurants. And the company more than made up for the food.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:22, Reply)

And pizza is the best food ever
Well, not quiet, but it makes me feel happy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:23, Reply)

I want to try Crazy Chips
ever since you mentioned them
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Mmmm...
I've never cooked them myself, but I imagine I could give them a try at BGB's party. Are you going?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:28, Reply)

what's this about a party?
I wasn't aware there was a party! *feels left out*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:03, Reply)

what are Crazy Chips???

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Something like this
3.bp.blogspot.com/_ij8l7huXjYk/SuCaAskGX9I/AAAAAAAAA78/yiXcVCpPKqA/s400/IMGP5178.JPG

But I usually eat them with ham instead of sausages.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:34, Reply)

that looks absolutely mental.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

It's not what you call healthy food
But it's very tasty.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Well I eat fairly equal parts healthy and junk food.
I like taste.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:38, Reply)

You've got pizza mixed up with Argentinian black pudding, here, I think

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Black pudding is awful
I've tried it on more then one occasion and every time without fail I start to gag. blegh. Pizza is better by miles.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Oh, but you haven't tried
Sweet black pudding, with almonds. It's the best.

Or spicy black pudding, with chorizo and paprika. Mmmmm
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I think part of the problem is that I know what it's made of, and I can't get past it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

You have to stop thinking when eating
It's the same with snails. They're fantastic, but if you think about what you're eating, you'll never do it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:36, Reply)

cf foie gras, veal etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:41, Reply)

They are all awsome.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:43, Reply)

that is true
had awesome black pudding while in Scotland

good haggis too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:46, Reply)

We certainly do know
How to make good, incredibly unhealthy and reasonably repulsive food.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Unfortunately, my digestive system seems to be fond of converting haggis to nerve gas.
:(
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:52, Reply)

surely you can market a skill like that to the americans

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I read that as
"he moved out a month later and I didn't notice".
So I clicked it for excellent cynicism. Can I have my click back please?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Delete your account and make a new one

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:22, Reply)

that's your solution to everything.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Delete your account

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:26, Reply)

aww you didn't tell me to make a new one
now I has a sad
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:34, Reply)

it was only forum banter, no offense

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:36, Reply)

s c
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 19 May 2010, 10:06, Reply)

No probs -I have plenty of other accounts to use.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

you deserve your misplaced click
for failing at basic reading skills.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:22, Reply)