If I was a bond villian
my signature move would be shooting them in the face and THEN telling them my evil plans.

But if I had a bit of time on my hands....
I would construct a world, much like the one in that Jim carrey film I've forgotten the name of, and make my minions have plastic surgery to look like my victims friends and family. Things would go along as normal for a while until the victim notices that everything is getting smaller and smaller. It would involve rebuilding the entire set periodically and finding some midgets and finding a plastic surgeon who's not afraid to operate on midgets. Eventually the victim finds himself a giant among men (midgets) and has the power goes to his head his entire tiny family and friends turn on him and eventually in a wickerman move burn him to death whilst having a massive carnaval in celebration of my evil genius
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:21, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The Truman Show
You fucking freak.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Are you still angry about that
embarrassing bodies joke? I just think you should get that weird growth looked at. What? That's your penis?? Oh god, I'm sorry
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:25, Reply)

You never saw my cock
Only Duncan Goodhew and Richard O'Brien.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:28, Reply)

...have seen it?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Sorry Naked Ape
We have a new champion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Fuck you shit-cunt I'm at a disadvantage as I'm not "technically" retarded.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:40, Reply)

All you have to do to reclaim your crown
is come up with something more creative than the above

Piece of piss
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:42, Reply)

But I'm too busy being angry at work
twats, everywhere. It's like a twats convention, in a twat travel lodge in TGB's massive twat.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I'm going to hazarda guess that you work in retail, customer service or one of the other arenas that involves dealing with the cretinous British public

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:55, Reply)

O_o

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Lazy eyed psycho

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:41, Reply)