Búscate un trabajo y que te folle un pez

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 11:26, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Something to do with fish?

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Look here, can everyone stop posting what I'm about the post in the (ridiculously long) time it takes me to formulate and type what I want to say.
Bah!
(Cave Duck, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Eh!

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:38, Reply)

- I was just typing that too!

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 12:32, Reply)

My fave Spanish swear...
"Me cago en tus muertos" which I am told is "I shit on your ancestors".
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I shit on your dead ancestors, in fact
Me cago en tu puta madre is not bad either: I shit on your whore mother.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Ooh thanks for that one.
*runs to La Tasca*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)

i really don't get this obsession with shitting in everything here
especially the milk
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Agreed.
Have a wank in the milk and no one would notice.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I like
Me cago en todo lo que se menea: I shit on everything/one that moves.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Well there's your problem with today
You have the squits.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Oh
That explains this feeling in my guts. Thanks Doctor.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Off you go then.
Plenty of fluids, eat bananas and if you are still having problems try some immodium or a butt plug.
Next.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:47, Reply)

alternatively
chupatela, cabrón
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:25, Reply)

That's more mexican than Spanish
But very good
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:04, Reply)

i would hope by now to have some mastery of the language
since i've been here 4 years already
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I should hope so!
Maybe you have some mexican friends who told you that one? Or maybe Spaniards have copied it. I've been 5 years in the UK, so I realise some times I'm a bit out of date with slang and insults in my language.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:40, Reply)

i dont know any mexicans
and apart from the cabrón part, it seems to get thrown around quite a bit these days
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I have the feeling
That I'm going to have to ask you for late slang/insults before I go to Spain again.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:45, Reply)