And I think it's a brilliant idea
Be very carefull. I've been robbed several times in Las Ramblas and La Barceloneta (the beach). Especially at the beach, don't leave your bags next to you and chat with your friends. Someone will come to ask for a cigarrette and before you know he'll be running away with your things (don't follow him, he'll have friends with knifes waiting) Hold your bags all the time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 11:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Thanks for the advice and the phrase.
I think pez is fish, but could you give the translation, please. (Clearly I'll be doing lots of pointing and saying "Uno of thoso, por favor" in a very English accent next week)
(Cave Duck, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:34, Reply)

It's a bit complicated in English
Búscate un trabajo: Go, find a job

Y que te folle un pez: and that a fish fucks you

It's quite a rude sentence, but we say it very often when we are fed up, a bit like your piss off, but then, we're usually more rude than you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 11:48, Reply)

there are certainly
some scummer little bastards around here.

some fucker tried to nick my wallet out my pocket once - unluckily for him, the pockets on those denims are quite tight, so he ended up with his hand stuck in my pocket
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:28, Reply)

pocket anus.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)