Someone in the office tripped over her waste paper bin,
and got it stuck on her foot in proper old-school slapstick style.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You can't beat traditional visual stuff.
Every day I spend hours outside of butcher's shops just hoping that a dog will steal a string of sausages and that a bucolic looking butcher wearing a straw hat and stripey apron will shake his fist as the dog runs off down the street.
(Cave Duck, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I once saw two men carrying a sheet of glass across a road
at around 6am. Unfortunately, there was no high speed chase to interfere with them and they made it safely to the other side.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:06, Reply)

You should get the H&S squad
Paper bins should be removed from the office as the are a trip hazard. What if your colleage had fallen, broken an arm and taken the company to court?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 12:36, Reply)

serves them right
for not looking where they were going.

Sure, H&S rules are there to help us, but if you're thick as shit and don't take care of your own fucking actions - tough shit
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:41, Reply)

You can't say that in my office
There are some very, very stupid rules, made for very stupid people.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:07, Reply)

what kind of office do you work in?

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Engineering Consultants
And you can't do almost anything without writting a safety plan first.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

it's true,
you could end up like this poor woman:
www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/pages/I-was-walking-through-reception-and-slippedWHO-CARES-SORT-YOUR-FRINGE-OUT/110093092362904?ref=search&sid=545540716.2096663190..1
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:06, Reply)