Special non-music thread for BGB only.
Got your holiday tickets yet lass?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:09, 66 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Not yet thankyouforasking.
What about you. Going anywhere nice?
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Cornwall, of course.
Bit awkward this year as the scout camp is the first week of school hols, so that ends the day we should be on The Lizard.
Also, I'll need to take three weeks off work.

Is it too soon to start getting excited?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:14, Reply)

It's never too soon : )
I am sooooooo fecking excited. Especially as I'm going on holiday with two B3tans.
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I bet you're doing a little dance at the thought of it all.
I heard you had another b3tan over last wekend. (We've gazzed a bit.)
Is she just as nice in person?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:18, Reply)

More so.
Especially since she brought booze.
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Thought so.
What sort of music does she like?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Not sure. She played a lot of Spanish pop when I went to her party.

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Blimeh, BGB, you not only walked right into that one. You carried on straight past.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)

?

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Yeah Music thread!
Anyone listen to the new Wankhause album?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Cornwall!
Get orf moi land! You be worryin' moi sheep!
( Peej, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:30, Reply)

THREAD CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH
WOOO PARTY OVER HERE
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:19, Reply)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*shakes it like a poleroid feature*
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Feature?
....picture?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Ignore her Blousie. You shake it any way you want.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:26, Reply)

'poleroid'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:28, Reply)

We're letting that one go Monty ole chap

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:30, Reply)

*ignores*

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:30, Reply)

*ignores like a poleroid feature*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Haemorrhoid?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:32, Reply)

*throws hands in the air/just doesn't cay-ah*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I am going to Tanzania and Zanzibar
I dead excited, I've had my shots, applied for my visa and paid (through the nose) up.

Only 50 sleeps till we go, woo!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I am not BGB, but I do have my holiday tickets.
Morocco for a week in October. Lush.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I bet you're glad of that on both counts.

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:31, Reply)

If I *was* you, though, I'd have boobs.
So, really, it's not a bad thing.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:31, Reply)

It seems to be my only redeeming feature.
*shrugs*
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Features

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Do that shrug thing again. It makes your boobs wobble.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Now don't you start getting silly.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I was making a comment on men's preoccupation with them rather than my low self-esteem.

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:43, Reply)

whereabouts in Morocco?
I fucking LOVE Morocco.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Morocco Moroccan hash
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:33, Reply)

It's actually my least favourite.
cold-pressed Double Zero excepted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:36, Reply)

*says nothing about cheap rent boys*

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Last time I was over there
I got arrested for covertly taking poleroid features of young boys on the beach.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Shouldn't have waved the poleroids about then

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:37, Reply)

It's a good job I'm thick, (albeit very soft), skinned.
*waits for strikethrough*
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:37, Reply)

If I thought I was upsetting you
I'd never be so cheeky, you know that innit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I know.
It's when people stop insulting me that I get worried : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:49, Reply)

'S a place called Agadir.
push pineapple, shake the tree
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I wish I was going to Morocco
instead of Cyprus.

Top tip: Moroccan wine can be remarkably good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:49, Reply)

You could probably trade flim for a couple of decent camels over there.
lolracism.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I'd never get 'em back through customs.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I'm going to Tunisia to be robbed blind by the locals

( Peej, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:30, Reply)

then kite runnered by a camel in a fez. You'll love it.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:39, Reply)

My family are going to Malta for six weeks
I'll be there for two in July, then hopefully off to Rome
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I'm not going on holiday this year.
This year IS a holiday. WOOOOOOOOO!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Flying out to France
no idea where and when I'm coming home.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A LOVELY TIME ON HOLIDAY
No I don't, I hope it sucks, I'm not getting a holiday this year
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:43, Reply)

But you will have another little catface to play with.
We won't.
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:44, Reply)

You are more than welcome to spend your holiday here babysitting.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:46, Reply)

When it's passed the just lying there and shitting that runny yellow poo faze.
Book me in.
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Fuck holidays,
I'm going to the ZOO, people!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Fuck zoos.
The only good bits are the penguins.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:47, Reply)

But in London zoo, you get PENGUIN FIGHTS
because of the delinquent rockhoppers.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:50, Reply)

You've clearly never been to a zoo with micropigs

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Pfft micropigs.
Red River Hogs are where it's at.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:54, Reply)

My friend wants to open a petting zoo
with micropigs, shetland ponies, pygmy goats and those giant chickens. Totally mess with the kids' heads.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Giant chickens?! what is this madness?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:11, Reply)

It's a chicken to ride.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:12, Reply)

my baby donkey

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I seem to want to punch a lot of people in the face at the moment.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:15, Reply)

you should totally go to Living Coasts in Torquay
the penguins are free to wander among you

it is the only good thing about Torquay
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:01, Reply)

This would be awesomes.
I saw the jackass penguins on Boulders Beach outside Cape Town - that was amazing.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:06, Reply)

it is great
my mrs is mildly obsessed with penguins so we go there quite a lot. Fortunately they are among my favourite animals as well.


www.livingcoasts.org.uk/animals/61
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:10, Reply)

But what if the Zoo People reject you?
What then????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)