a scary man in the gambia
promised he would 'look after me' if I pretended to be his girlfriend (I was working over there at the time and VERY VERY white). he then tried to rape me, and stuck his tongue down my throat. MrVitC doesn't know about this, and I'm not sure if it is strictly cheating, but it was pretty fucking grim.
( ascorbate, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Attempted rape is not cheating.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I think she's on about the pretending to be his bird beforehand.
Pretending to cheat is not cheating either.
Although I wouldn't be happy if my bf said he was pretending to be someone else's bf to do them a favour.

And grimness on the scary bloke there, VitC
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:39, Reply)

it was more the tongue assault
but I was bloody terrified the whole time in that country, so god alone knows how i'd cope in a really foreign place. he ended up getting £50, my shoes, and my phone off me before I managed to get out the country. mrvitc is aware that I did not enjoy my work there, and that's all he needs to know!
( ascorbate, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:42, Reply)

were they nice shoes?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:55, Reply)

My God woman!!!!!
Nasty.
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

in fairness
I did get out of the country alive. and I only had a catastrophic mental breakdown a year later. so it was a fair deal.
( ascorbate, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:39, Reply)