i would hire necker island for a month
and take you all

(except you. yeah, you. you know who you are.)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:24, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't do hot places
Would you pay for a weekend at the Grand Hotel in Llandudno for me please?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:26, Reply)

but on necker
you could have your own personal slaves to carry around the air conditioner and silk hangings to protect you from the sun?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:28, Reply)

But in Llandudno
I could stand in the moonlight on my balcony at the Grand Hotel in my diaphanous nightgown, gazing off at the Great Orme, as my gentleman caller fixes me a drink and puts The Eagles on the stereo.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:32, Reply)

there has to be a happy medium
how about a five star in antarctica? free penguins!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Can I have Llandudno,
but with penguins shipped to my room?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)

you are taking more than your share of my million
this means someone else doesn't get to go to necker. who should i cut from the invite list?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:39, Reply)

My dude
I need somebody to duet with on Stay by Shakespears Sister on the karaoke in the Autumn Lounge on the pier.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)

The good thing about hot places though
is that the surrounding water is a nice temperature for swimming in. So you could spend all day in the sea and only come out at night once it's cooled off.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:30, Reply)

and get BURNT by the sun as I swim

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:32, Reply)

There is such stuff as sunscreen, y'know.
You can even get waterproof versions. And rswipe might be nice enough to hire some young blokes to rub it in for you.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I hate being covered in grease just so I don't burn
Roasting hot places just don't do it for me.
And what need have I for young blokes?
In Llandudno they're all old.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Fair enough
Each to their own!

I don't like being covered in suncream either, actually. But I see it as a fair price to pay for being able to go to nice warm places on holiday.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I went to school with the branson children, they never invited me to Necker

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:27, Reply)

my parents went once
it does look fucking awesome

but maybe it was still a nasty mosquito infested swamp when you were at school?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Too long ago, I left in 2000 I guess

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Did you get any free jars of pickle?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I was going to post that and thought better of it.

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Carpe diem
In for a penny, in for a pound.

And other such expressions.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

You ain't going nowheres, rswipe.
You've got a mountain of conveyancing to do by Monday.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:29, Reply)

argh
don't remind me. instead i am lounging around my flat like Fat Bastard on steroids. well, rowntrees fruit pastille lollies.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:30, Reply)