Practically nil.
'Metallers' are generally IT Dept Colin Hunts with Star Trek socks who couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag. It's rockabillies you have to watch out for.

Alt Q: superhero films are shit. And they're called 'films' in this country.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:38, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

/QOTW is full of descriptions like -

"I'ma 6' 2" metal head in steel toecap boots and a long leather jacket, you'd think they would know not to fuck with me."

Dressing like you were bullied at school doesn't make you hard
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)

It does if you're Kaol and you have a pocket full of knives
and a deadly menagerie.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I suspect Kaol is about as deadly as a safety scissors
I mean I saw a picture of him wearing fingerless leather gloves, men only wear them to stop callusus forming from all the handjobs they give out in the park.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)

he does dress hilariously
I suspect that not only would he happily cut you up and feed you to his animals, but that he has the ability to do so.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:06, Reply)

has he seen that?
and if so, has he started using it to publicise his roadshow?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:06, Reply)

No, cos I threw it together just now
but I wish I had a picture of him in his rainforest outfit.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:08, Reply)

it's shocking but I miss Kaol
have they not got the internet in Wales yet?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I'm refraining from saying anything derogatory about Newport -
his pa-in-law has just reconnected my washing machine and I'm the happiest I've been all month.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Exactly
My Star Trek socks are actually a cunning way of disguising the fact that I am a MASSIVE HARDNUT WHO DRIVES A HONDA ACCORD AND COULD BEAT UP A DINOSAUR.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)

This one?
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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Don't mock him
He's harder than he looks.

After all, T-rexes only grew as big and scary as they did because they were bullied at school.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)

They would have cut themselves but couldn't reach because of their tiny arms, this only made them madder.

Emosaurus
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Doesn't seem that way at gigs
The biggest people (not lolfatties) I've met have all been at gigs.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:47, Reply)

The above post comtains unprecedented levels of rightness.
Why would anyone who has given up playing Cowboys & Indians after school want to watch a superhero film?
(Cave Duck, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)

what has that got to do with it?
these things can still be entertaining

what other stuff do you completely dismiss?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Humour
and interesting stuff. He find them both totally abhorrent and refuses to include any in his posts.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I'd noticed
it must be because they are childish and can therefore have no merit. These things must be summarily dismissed.

Averting of gaze and turning up of nose optional.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Callow and massively conceited. That's quite a combination.

(Cave Duck, Fri 21 May 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Al, relaxing earlier today.

(Cave Duck, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:45, Reply)

General shit stuff that wouldn't hold the interest of any intelligent 13 year old.

(Cave Duck, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:48, Reply)

How do you hold the interest of intelligent 13 year olds?
when you're raping them.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:50, Reply)

As opposed to, you know, posting *meaningful* lyrics, online.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:06, Reply)

be careful
he might hit you with his rhythm stick
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:07, Reply)

He has polio?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I'm going to say yes
yes
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:11, Reply)

He has polio of the brain
and bum AIDZ
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:29, Reply)