Who
would you bum senseless, given anonymity, bumming equipment if normally lacking, and immunity from prosecution.

Would you do it out of lust, hatred or love?
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:34, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No bumming ever.
I think the preference genuinely is smack, crack and anal. I wouldn't want to do any of them, but if I had to, I'd do them in that order.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Ever tried it?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:44, Reply)

No.
I just really don't like the thought.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:47, Reply)

That's what Al's mum said to me.
Now look at her.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Gay men enjoy it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Gay men have a prostate.
I don't.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 17:08, Reply)

are you sure?
let me poke
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Sat 22 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Gay men enjoy it.
Not all of us...
(kupogud, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Sigourney Weaver.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 21 May 2010, 16:38, Reply)

You'd have to be careful
Not to jab your thighs on her undoubtedly sharp, bony cheeks.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:45, Reply)

About 1,000,000 different women.
I'm picky.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Actually that's only one in 10,000.
Make it 20 million.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:44, Reply)

In the words of the Archbishop of Canterbury
"That would be a whole hell of a lot of spaff."
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:52, Reply)

love means never having to do anal
I reckon I'd bum this stupid bint that talked some smack about me a while back, she could've caused some serious damage to not only my reputation but could've sent me to jail.
Fucking cunt. *rages*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:50, Reply)

DETAILS

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:50, Reply)

urgh....so not posting it here

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:55, Reply)

People don't seem to realise it
but serious damage to a reputation is as bad if not worse as serious damage to a ring-piece.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Karen Gillan
must be summat wrong with me...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 May 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Ian Gillan?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Think he's a 'banjo player'?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:55, Reply)

That would somehow be more credible
unfortunately she's Dr.Who's new ginger assistant and I have a bit of a crush on her, it's very, very wrong.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 May 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Why is it
wrong? I do too, and I'm a straight woman.
(berk, Fri 21 May 2010, 17:12, Reply)

well...
1) it comes from watching Dr.Who which I don't view as bad but it's somehting I kind of expect to get stick for
2) she's ginger (ditto)
3) she's only 22 and look younger which makes me feel like a pedo.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 May 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I'm with you on that one
Though I'm partly exempt from 1) due to family connection (my sister works on the effects for Dr Who (no, I don't know any spoilers, well, not from her anyway), and pretty much exempt from 3) due to being younger than her
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 21 May 2010, 18:11, Reply)

Gillian Taylforth?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:58, Reply)

yuck
'orrible woman
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 May 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Try Gillian McKeith
I hear she has some slightly more 'interesting' fetishes
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 17:00, Reply)

even worse

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 May 2010, 17:04, Reply)

And lo, for I have LOLed

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Eurgh
I can imagine she would enjoy a good bumming actually, as long as she got to inspect the flecks of turd on the condom afterwards.

/bokes
(berk, Fri 21 May 2010, 17:13, Reply)

That's truly vile
*impressed*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 17:30, Reply)

She's one of my 20 million,
lucky girl.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:59, Reply)