I think I saw Amberl in a thread there
SO:
OTers as Pokemon. What would be their special move? Who'd win in a trainer battle?
CF: b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post731757

AQ for those too old to enjoy pokemon, if you could be an animal, which one would you be?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:33, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Lampito uses REVISION
it's not very effective.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Fuck off, week and a day
CHOMPY used SEDUCE
His attack missed!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:38, Reply)

but contains a TRAP
for later in the game. ROHYPNOL with a power of 40

/May be more Yu-Gi-Oh
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:39, Reply)

ADMIRAL AKBAR spots the TRAP

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:49, Reply)

WGW used SPELLCHECK
ineffectively
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I don't think my spellcheck covers Star Wars characters.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Probably not
But you ought to know, really. Lose 5 geek points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Pfft,
like I don't have geek points to spare.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:25, Reply)

A geek? On B3ta?!! BURN HIM
*grabs pitchfork*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:29, Reply)

/An attractive girl jumps out of the grass
/Chompy uses lick lips and perv from afar attack!

/Girl ignores attack

/Chompy's heart takes -1180hp!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Chompy opens FACEBOOK
Which FACEBOOK ENTRY would you like to view?
- Hot girl
- Hot girl
- Coworker
- Fat girl

Chompy chooses HOT GIRL
PROFESSOR OAK: Chompy! That's not the time for that!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:46, Reply)

/Chompy strokes his master balls

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:47, Reply)

OH DEEGEE
♥
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I know, I know.
I have that effect on vagina holding breast stands. i.e. women.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:01, Reply)

An ADHD Autism jumps out the Grass!

/you use Throw Hundreds & Thousands on The Carpet Attack!

/ADHD Autism is stunned with counting
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:40, Reply)

PUG! I choose you!
PUG uses SNORFLE!
DG is overwhelmed! He cannot attack!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Oh noes! :3

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:42, Reply)

GONZ uses OMGAPUGITOTALLYLOVEPUGSTHEYARETHEBESTDOGSEVER

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:48, Reply)

GONZ uses SPELL CHECK
It's not very effective...


sorry that's horrible
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:51, Reply)

no it's not. it's funny and true.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:00, Reply)

A MONTY emerges
Uses Rumpy Pumpy (Severe Bumming)for 50 damage. DARTH FOXTROT is knocked out.

Special power in play - Whenever RumpyPumpy attack occurs, if opponent is knocked out all other pokemon on the bench get -10 for The Fear.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 24 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Nicely done. However
a) You just called Monty a bumder, which I personally think is fair enough but he may take issue with

b) Do you really think a good bumdering would knock me out?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Yeah, cos if you were a pokemon you would be as strong as a weedle.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 24 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)

TEDIUM uses DELURK
Tedium attempts to keep track of what's going on in a thread with more than 3 people
Tedium becomes confused
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

This thread just makes me think of this
Genius.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:29, Reply)

That's just wrong
But also fantastic
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)

That semi-inspired this
At least the Sexface ones in the previous thread
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

APPLEBITE uses TITS
It's pretty effective.
Applebite collects ALCOHOL.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:29, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post732266
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I went to Tesco today to stock up on cider
but they aren't running the promotion they had on friday anymore. I was most dissapointed.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Sainsbury's has offers on quite a few spirits.
I don't know about cider though, I didn't go down that aisle.
See thread above.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Easy.
I'd be a crow.

BECAUSE A CROW WOULD KNOW.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Thanks for that, Captain Obvious.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:36, Reply)