Oh, Becky
I think we both know the answer to that question

;D
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:05, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

: /

( girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Hello Big-Girls-Blouse
How are you doing?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Is that really you ?
No life-time ban then?

I'm all the better for seeing you : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:11, Reply)

It's not really me, no
But they wouldn't dare ban the real me.

I'm single now, by the way, so we should totally get it on once Becky's finished abusing my putrid form
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Like totally.
*buys extra large tub of lube*
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I hope that lube's for me
...and that it's full of faeces and grit
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:25, Reply)

And chilli powder

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:29, Reply)

oh my word.
It's Bertimus Maximus.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Bert!
Where have you been?
I may have actually missed you a tiny bit.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Hello Applebite
How are you doing?

Coincidentally, I AM EATING AN APPLE! OMG!!!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I just finished one
We must be, like, twins or something.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I've just had apple slices
it's like a cult
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:19, Reply)

The B3tans Eating Apples Club

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:21, Reply)

You'd like that, wouldn't you.
You slaaaaag.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I had an apple earlier today.
Cripps pink!
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I'm chewing a Breaburn right now

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Snap!
This is fast becoming the greatest day in history, for centuries to come children will sing songs of our fruit-y endeavours, and our HIV-riddled corpses will re-animate to infect them.

Hello al, how's the wedding stuff going?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Very good thanks
Went to Edinburgh for my stag night this weekend. It was a good laugh.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Apple Gang, fuck yeah!
*Not affiliated with Apple Macintosh

Kitty, you're in charge of uniform, lab, get to work on protecting our seedlings (childpornlols)
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:23, Reply)

What can I do? :(

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Any man you want

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:30, Reply)

You're rather kind

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:32, Reply)

But for once, I don't want any.
I only want the one. The question is, does he want me?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Yes
No, wait, I mean I don't know. Maybe? I'd be a shit magic 8-ball.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Hahaha
It's fine, I don't think even he knows.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:41, Reply)

You're the founder
duh! You're like L Ron Hubbard.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Yeah!
So I get to be the eccentric figurehead?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Exactly
like Screaming Lord Such of the Monster Raving Loony Party.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Pretty god ta,
You?

OMFG! SO AM I!!
Mine's a cox. (predictably)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Granny Smith FTW

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:27, Reply)

^this

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I'm glad you agree
This makes you 21% more awesome.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)

yay
I levelled up!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Grats!
You've leveled enough for me to add you on FB.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:59, Reply)

haha
Applebite likes cox.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:34, Reply)

hahaha,
They are my favourite.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

He's back and straight in with the drama.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:08, Reply)

There's no drama intended
I did a wink-y face and everything, that's like internet red cross, that is
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:11, Reply)