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According to the independent 1 in 10 people would give up their partner before they gave up tvHow many of you feel this way about the internet?
Alt q: when did you last have mind blowing amazing sex and will you see them again?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:53,
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thursdayI would've thought so. most likely when she picks me up from work.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:54,
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both of these questions have depressing answers(1) Don't have a partner.
(2) far too long.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:54,
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Belongs in top tips that post(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:09,
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I'd struggle to give up TV, that's for sure.But it mainly depends on the partner in question. If you meant my ex K, I'd kill her before giving up a single episode of Saturday Kitchen. If it was C, it'd be much more difficult.
Alt Q: This morning. And tonight.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:54,
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Green Day are too 'street' for his tastesbut he thinks Panic! are hardcore
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:07,
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I've seen a photo of your sister in a basqueYou can like anythin' you want, love
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:16,
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They did one decent trackDidn't like any of their other stuff though, found them far too up their own arses.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:19,
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Gave them up years backAmerican Idiot was a terrible album, only one decent track on there.
Now if you asked me to give up Busted or Keane, it'd be a different matter.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:07,
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The Year 3000 will come to be known as a classic."Not much has changed, but they live under water."
Superb.
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Better than Black Stone CherryOh yes, I went there
*runs*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:25,
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Thin ice, my friend thin ice.You didn't insult Soundgarden, so I can let it slide. Just.
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TrueThey're just not my thing at all though. Soundgarden just bore the crap out of me, as does their entire genre.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:43,
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I share your pain.On the upside, I can see both of my hands from here.
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Last things I had any kind of sex with.Aw man, I had to explain my joke, I feel like Psychochomp.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:12,
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Lab, that's not a great effort, even for you.I'm not angry, just disappointed.
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Sorry, Insult GoblinI shall try harder next time.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:21,
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Oh *laughs*You'd think I would have cottoned on by now.
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:12,
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hmm...well...I don't have a partner, but I don't watch much tv anyway.and last month, and unlikely :(
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:56,
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Out of the last7 years, I've owned a tv for about 10 months. I don't have one currently and I'm not particularly arsed. Internet is a bit more addictive but I doubt I'd fall over dead if I could suddenly never access it again.
Saturday morning and yes.
/smugs
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Don't have a partner, but if I did, I'd probably keep them over the internetBecause I want someone more than I like the internet.
Never had great sex, last sex I really enjoyed was July 5th, or possibly March-April of last year. I last saw him latish March this year, I hope I'll see him in a month or so.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:58,
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not to be all internet stalkerybut the person I mentioned last night is the one on top of my fb wall at the moment
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:06,
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He's not Exeter is he?!(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:10,
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Plus I'm very relieved that my person and your person are not the same person(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:11,
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the boy in my post is Exeterand gorgeous.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:13,
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I only knowthree Exeter people.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:35,
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I can't believe you've not accepted my friend request by nowI'm upset. ONLINE.
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my fb doesn't update automaticallyI have to refresh the page to notice
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:12,
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that lolcat has disturbed me/stalking
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:15,
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AhaI have now located you on facebook due to my superawesome stalking skills.
Your profile picture scares me.*
*If you are in fact who I think you are, if you're not and you have a regular profile picture I've just really insulted you.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:17,
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haha that's fineit's a brilliant lolcat! It makes me laugh.
You can add me if you want, since everyone else is
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:23,
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It is done.I have written you a racist Chinese greeting so you'll know it's me.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:24,
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Acceptednice profile picture. It scared me a bit though until I realised you were upside down. I thought your arm was a truncated very thin leg
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:36,
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Are we talking give up the internet forever, or give it up only whilst in that relationship?I mean, could you resume when you'd split up and you were all bored again?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:58,
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No way!That's why I'm saying, I could give up the internet while he was around, but if he was gone I'd be bored and my first thought would be internet porn.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:01,
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When I next see DJTP, I'll be thinking of internet pornWhen I next see al, I'll be thinking of him watching internet porn.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:11,
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I'm honouredI'll wear something wipe-clean.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:15,
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I'll be seeing them both at the same timeMy head is going to be full of Al watching internet porn containing Dj :/
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When's that then?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:14,
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Aww, I'm not going :(Cannae afford it as well as getting my tattoo finished later this year.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:15,
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Oh, I may have to miss dance on the tuesday of that week,As I'm going to my mate's for the night before, I need to work out trains and shiz. Won't if I can help it though :)
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That's okI thought you would probably miss the one after as well since you'll be in no state to be upside down!
I've finished my pink PVC pole mats, I'll bring them tomorrow so you can be a dangermouse.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:29,
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Yes!I've written down the routine we're doing at blush so I can practice tomorrow.
I'll do my very best to get there the tuesday after. Strangely, being upside down when horrendously hungover actually makes me feel better, it's the spins that make me motion sick.
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I'm also going to a posh wedding the weekend beforeStaying in a 5 star hotel by the Thames. I roll in style, motherfuckers!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:18,
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Yeah, but I'll be filthy and drunk in a tentWatching RATM and AC/DC.
And Motherfucking SLASH.
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Filthy being the operative wordI'm gutted I'm missing RATM though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:29,
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I'm always filthy.It'll just be in two different ways while I'm there.
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Eww, sex at festivals makes my skin crawl(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:37,
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It's terrifying and exhilarating and excellent and horrible,all at the same time.
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I don't mind a sweaty fuck after a night outBut sex with someone who's been at a festival for a couple of days makes me want to vom.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:41,
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Yeah, but you're just as gross,So you don't notice.And you keep a lot of your clothes on anyway, on account of it being fucking freezing in the tent at night without a ground mat.
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You've made it sound a little betterBut still, no thanks.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:01,
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Oh boyis my face red after that terrible mistake. You are of course correct, I was implying that you would have sex with both of us at the same time. Clearly this isn't the case as once jesus has his cock inside you there isn't even room for my tiny bit of man flesh.
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I think you should make sure you've got a bit old bottle of lube with you(, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Oh god.We worked out tents and stuff last night, we're having one dedicated purely to sex and the storing of the alcohol.
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I'm good, our kidI'm sleepy though.
The lad himself witnessed me in quizmistress mode last night and bought me wine while I was on duty, causing me to chat more shit over the microphone than usual...
When do your exams finish?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:22,
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Haha, oh dear.Do you do easy questions, or are you a terribly hard and dominating mistress?
4th of June, three more to go!
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the questions are just shitThey're out of date because we steal them from board games or from books that cost £1 in The Works.
I'm well strict. There MUST be silence during bingo.
Oh you're SO nearly there.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:26,
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Roota, can you tell your boyfriend that he needs to work outhow he's getting his tent to me. I sent him an e-mail about it.
Also, are you coming to my b3ta stag drinkies?
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He did mention that about the tent this weekendSo I'm assuming he's mulling over how to get it to you.
Still not sure about the drinkies. I haz two weddings, two family birthdays and a 70th in June :(
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:33,
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OkayI understand, I'll let you off, but just so you know, I'll be shedding a special tear just for you.
*sniff*
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Please come!We need more lovely northerners to offset all the southern fairies.
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I hope I'm not lumped into the Southerners category now.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:41,
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I WAS BORN IN STOCKPORT FFS(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:42,
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It's true thoughLived in Stockport all my life before I moved down here, minus the time in LA.
I was just brought up by southerners.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:44,
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I knowBut your accent is like Applebite's, neither of you sound like where you're actually from.
I sound more scouse the more pissed I get, and I'm only a plastic scouser!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:45,
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What's my accent?I have on occasion been mistaken for a yank. *sadfaces*
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I'm not entirely sure of a way to pin it downBut it's far too soft and airy for (if I remember correctly) Frodsham.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:50,
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You do.That's probably cos my mum is very well spokenThat's probably cos my mum is very well spoken, despite growing up on the biggest council estate in Warrington.
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Same hereGrew up in Tanhouse, yet have very little Skem accent at all, which I'm rather glad of. My Dad is from Great Missenden, so I suppose that must have helped, as my Mum was born in Croydon.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:56,
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-northernfives-We know that Al is not a Northerner.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:45,
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I might be able to make it alAlthough I'll have to get the last train home from Marylebone, in order to save on costs!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:51,
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Your name is amazing(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:52,
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My real name?Why thanks!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:54,
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YesI like the surname.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:57,
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Cheers!I'm rather fond of it too :)
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:59,
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I watch maybe 1 program a week, so giving up TV is easyInternet less so, would depend entirely on the partner
Alt q not applicable to me :(
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Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 13:59,
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This is a hard question.It depends who my partner was. Considering there is only one person I've ever met who I'm willing give up pulling other people, and even flirting with strangers to get drinks for, I would probably choose the internet.
26th February was the last time it was mind blowing. Sex been pretty standard since then, and I'll see him on Friday for the cell biology exam.
Last Spetember was the last time I actually really liked the person it was with, and I'll hopefully be seeing him on Friday night. Or if he skypes me in the meantime.
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Ha! No.Life sciences isn't exactlly chock full of smoking hot professors sadly.
Lad in question was just in my lectures.
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Ok, yours is better(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:10,
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PROTIP:Don't confuse your normal condoms with the delay ones you bought for your speedy ex when shagging someone you know doesn't need them.
Really, REALLY don't.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:15,
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do those things actually work?and do they remove the need for waking anyone if you turn them inside out?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:16,
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I told this joke to mrs alshe found it most amusing.
Then I tried it out.
She didn't find it amusing anymore
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she likes to be awake to face the horror?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:18,
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Frankie Boyle ;)(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:17,
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I don't knownever tired them with someone who needed them.
Maybe the guy I was with could just last like a trooper anyway.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:18,
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Or maybe he was rather drunkNot that he would need to be drunk to want to put his winky in your foo foo, but you know. Maybe he was.
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Completely soberwe both were.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:23,
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Are you sure?Because, like I said, I'm not saying that the only reason he put his meat stick in your magic clam was because he had been sucking back a litre of whiskey when you were out of the room, I'm just putting the option out there. That's all.
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I think you know the person it wasMaybe not personally, but you'll recognise the name.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:26,
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Sex FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:27,
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That's what I love about this boardThe subtlety of the humour
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Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 14:28,
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Nope.See my post in the thread above for how htat one turned out.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:28,
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He probably lasted agesas he had spent the whole of the day leading up to the party wanking like a chimp
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The person I'm talking about IS NOT SEXFACE(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:29,
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Where did I say he was from b3ta?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:29,
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"Maybe not personally, but you'll recognise the name"Rolf Harris?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:31,
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Al seems to have stalked me a lothe might have seen me talking to him on FB
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:32,
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No, I tried to kiss him when drunkHe resisted.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:36,
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If that was true, do you really think she'd be here?The poor girl would either be in therapy or have died of boredom.
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I actually love you(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:41,
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This is going to call for my side f the story soon.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:32,
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it's true,I don't even know what they're talking about, I just like jumping on bandwagons.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:55,
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Same hereWE JUST WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH DAMMIT
*slams hand on table dramatically*
...Ouch
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:58,
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and to round up:I love your mum's expression when I ruin her.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:55,
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And then in you(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:10,
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if they were the right personI would give up almost anything within reason to still be with them, up to and including kidney or retinas
err, at least 3 years ago and I bloody hope not!
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Oh, BeckyI think we both know the answer to that question
;D
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:05,
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Hello Big-Girls-BlouseHow are you doing?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:10,
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Is that really you ?No life-time ban then?
I'm all the better for seeing you : )
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:11,
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It's not really me, noBut they wouldn't dare ban the real me.
I'm single now, by the way, so we should totally get it on once Becky's finished abusing my putrid form
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:19,
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I hope that lube's for me...and that it's full of faeces and grit
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:25,
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Bert!Where have you been?
I may have actually missed you a tiny bit.
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Hello ApplebiteHow are you doing?
Coincidentally, I AM EATING AN APPLE! OMG!!!
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:15,
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I just finished oneWe must be, like, twins or something.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:17,
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I've just had apple slicesit's like a cult
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:19,
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You'd like that, wouldn't you.You slaaaaag.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:22,
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Snap!This is fast becoming the greatest day in history, for centuries to come children will sing songs of our fruit-y endeavours, and our HIV-riddled corpses will re-animate to infect them.
Hello al, how's the wedding stuff going?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:29,
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Very good thanksWent to Edinburgh for my stag night this weekend. It was a good laugh.
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Apple Gang, fuck yeah!*Not affiliated with Apple Macintosh
Kitty, you're in charge of uniform, lab, get to work on protecting our seedlings (childpornlols)
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:23,
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You're rather kind(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:32,
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But for once, I don't want any.I only want the one. The question is, does he want me?
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YesNo, wait, I mean I don't know. Maybe? I'd be a shit magic 8-ball.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:38,
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You're the founderduh! You're like L Ron Hubbard.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:33,
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Exactlylike Screaming Lord Such of the Monster Raving Loony Party.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:36,
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Granny Smith FTW(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:27,
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I'm glad you agreeThis makes you 21% more awesome.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:38,
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Grats!You've leveled enough for me to add you on FB.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:59,
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There's no drama intendedI did a wink-y face and everything, that's like internet red cross, that is
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:11,
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SaturdayWatching tv shows, or giving up ever owning a tv? Because I wouldn't mind not watching tv, but I'd need a display for the 360 and ps3.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:09,
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last night was pretty damn goodI'll see him when I get home. He'd better have tea on the table, or it's another black eye.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:11,
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HmmCould I give up being called a bender on various websites by people I hardly know in exchange for lots of sex with an actual woman?
...yes
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I doubt that very much.You're too needy for our validation.
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girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:24,
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If that were true I'd have given up by nowhow much validation do I get from you lot? Really? I will concede that I enjoy the cut and thrust of OT's banter more than is most likely healthy, however
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