Bert!
Where have you been?
I may have actually missed you a tiny bit.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hello Applebite
How are you doing?

Coincidentally, I AM EATING AN APPLE! OMG!!!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I just finished one
We must be, like, twins or something.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I've just had apple slices
it's like a cult
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:19, Reply)

The B3tans Eating Apples Club

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:21, Reply)

You'd like that, wouldn't you.
You slaaaaag.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I had an apple earlier today.
Cripps pink!
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I'm chewing a Breaburn right now

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Snap!
This is fast becoming the greatest day in history, for centuries to come children will sing songs of our fruit-y endeavours, and our HIV-riddled corpses will re-animate to infect them.

Hello al, how's the wedding stuff going?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Very good thanks
Went to Edinburgh for my stag night this weekend. It was a good laugh.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Apple Gang, fuck yeah!
*Not affiliated with Apple Macintosh

Kitty, you're in charge of uniform, lab, get to work on protecting our seedlings (childpornlols)
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:23, Reply)

What can I do? :(

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Any man you want

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:30, Reply)

You're rather kind

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:32, Reply)

But for once, I don't want any.
I only want the one. The question is, does he want me?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Yes
No, wait, I mean I don't know. Maybe? I'd be a shit magic 8-ball.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Hahaha
It's fine, I don't think even he knows.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:41, Reply)

You're the founder
duh! You're like L Ron Hubbard.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Yeah!
So I get to be the eccentric figurehead?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Exactly
like Screaming Lord Such of the Monster Raving Loony Party.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Pretty god ta,
You?

OMFG! SO AM I!!
Mine's a cox. (predictably)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Granny Smith FTW

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:27, Reply)

^this

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I'm glad you agree
This makes you 21% more awesome.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)

yay
I levelled up!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Grats!
You've leveled enough for me to add you on FB.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:59, Reply)

haha
Applebite likes cox.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:34, Reply)

hahaha,
They are my favourite.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)