Because you are a ballroom dancer, have had sex with a man and like Glee amongst other things.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I haven't had sex with a man. Or men.
and I persist in my belief that having a girlfriend should overcome any suppositions to be made about the sort of man who likes Glee
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I thought you said you'd once bumped uglies with a bloke or kissed one or something.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:47, Reply)

There's a hell of a difference between kissing a man when you're off your tits in the middle of an orgy
and actual full-on bumsex
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I guess so but there's no smoke without fire.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:51, Reply)

What about smoke machines?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:53, Reply)

They go well with the glitter balls and the scatter cushions

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:54, Reply)

And dancing otters?
BTW Are you drugged or delirious with the joys of pregnancy?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Gearing up for puerperal psychosis.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Might as well start early.
How much longer to go?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Six weeks or so.
I'm hoping the temperature doesn't go above 21 degrees or so in that period of time. Yesterday was frickin' unbearable. I'm wearing flight socks to try and keep the swelling down. Not a great look.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Which of these is the preferable response to a pregnant woman re her appearance?
1. "You are glowing. Pregant women are so naturally beautiful."
2. "You don't need to look good when you're 'up the pole'."
3. "It will all be over soon enough."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:43, Reply)

1 and 3.
And don't do whale song impersonations when they get in the bath.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)

They are all incorrect.
I got shouted at for all three at various stages of the pregnancy. The correct answer is that there is no correct answer.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)

smoke cock
fire Darth Foxtrot
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Elton John was married
Point voided
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:47, Reply)

My girlfriend's hotter than Elton John's ex-wife
whoever she was
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Kathy Burke.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Elton John married a woman.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:47, Reply)

so did Barrymore

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Drew?
Whoa!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Tom Green was a cunt, not a woman
although there are similarities
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:54, Reply)

What happened to him?
He went quiet after he became a unipod.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Well, you would, wouldn't you?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:59, Reply)

I suppose you would be less ballsy.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Everyone realised that he wasn't funny

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:01, Reply)

This^

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:14, Reply)

unipod monorchid. Pedant alert.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 25 May 2010, 16:49, Reply)