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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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have we fucked?
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:31, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
and then you can shag becky
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:34, Reply)
it's just an excuse to go to the pub and drink beer. I'm sad that you're not coming.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:40, Reply)
and youd all be standing there in your robes and shit, chanting and waving dead cats wearing those fucking post-its that b3tans enjoy, ones that say 'BEWBS' and 'LOL' and then id cry and have to ring mam to come and get me or something
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:42, Reply)
while you waited in the car. She'd be right laugh.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:48, Reply)
i ran away from my best mates hen night once. it was shit. so i rang mam and then slinked away before diving into the moving car still eating my maccy'ds shouting GO GO JUST FUCKING DRIVE as the bridesmaid ran after me screaming... 'WE LOVE YOU!'
true story. sadly.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:53, Reply)
I'd have bought you a thesaurus.
Probably a sweary one though, this is b3ta after all
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:34, Reply)
and then have not fucked you, just to make a fucking point
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:36, Reply)
Just a little shag, some screwing, a hump, bang, or even a bonk.
Just something to break up the neverending stream of fucks
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:44, Reply)
go on. jog the fuck on you criticising prick. the level of which im not fucking you here is off the fucking scale
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:47, Reply)
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