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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I noticed this evening on the way home that a lot of men carry bags on the tube. Not just manly rucksacks, but satchels, leather manbags and some suede affairs
How many of you carry a bag with you when you go out, what do you put in it and what sort of bag is it?

This applies to girls too because I'm nosy about what people carry around with them.

Mine is a Dickies messenger bag and it holds my portfolio work, memory stick, emergency bar of chocolate, pens, MP3 player, phone, snotty tissues and old receipts.

Alt Q, who do you regret fucking and why?
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:57, 144 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Black leather handbag
carries Blackberry, USB pen, eyeliner, Benefit powder, a book, paracetomal, mouth-spray, inhaler and deodorant, wallet, chewing gum, a packet of gold stars and half a raisin bake bar.

Also often holds a bottle of gin.

Alt Q: No major regrets thankfully. Just one regret at the moment that I didn't make a move when I had a chance to
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:59, Reply)
Why the gold stars?

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:01, Reply)
that's just today
trashed a finalist
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:02, Reply)
RIS

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:04, Reply)
On your final day of finals
your friends gather outside to chuck stuff at you, give you cheap Cava and wreaths. The stars were left over.

It used to be a lot more thorough- milk, eggs, lobsters etc, but now they've restricted it due to mess
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:05, Reply)
Ahhhhhh I see. Awesome stuff

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:06, Reply)
My ex was forced to drink a pitcher of G&T during his trashings
fun times
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:07, Reply)
Anyone tried to take a paddling pool down the cherwell/isis yet?
Saw a group of finalists walking eagerly through the gardens with one (and a pirate flag) last year, but there seems to be no nautical misadventures so far this term.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:09, Reply)
don't think so
can't imagine a paddling pool would last long though.

And with any luck tonight will not be a repeat of the last trashing I attended
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:11, Reply)
Apparently they can be surprisingly seaworthy (riverworthy?)
if you choose the right one.
One of the Cambridge windsurfing lot claims to have rowed one along the Cam.
Like a smaller scale version of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aItZLhS0mAU
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:13, Reply)
I don't carry a bag anywhere because my id, money, phone and cigarettes can fit into pockets
Tony, because he worked with a boy that liked me, and so it broke his heart. Apparently.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:04, Reply)
How do you do it? Do you have shoplifters pockets?

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:06, Reply)
ID goes in clear plastic on cigarettes, money between the id and cigarette pack, lighter in pocket first then the cigarettes
phone in other pocket
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:10, Reply)
Brown leather over the shoulder affair
Holds wallet with id and cash cards and cash, College ID, flat keys, Oyster, little purse in the shape of a smiling ice cream with concealer lipstick and Lipcote, fags, lighter, mints, phone, couple of pens.

Alt q.: a certain b3tan, mainly for the fallout and stress it caused and the upset it caused to someone I was kind of seeing at the time.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:06, Reply)
I asked the question, it's up to you if you answer it or not.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:07, Reply)
More like "everyone knows the answer to that one"

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:08, Reply)
SEXFACE
I think he's been mentioned in every thread here today.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:10, Reply)
like an incubus.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:11, Reply)
syncubus?

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:14, Reply)
lolol
I missed him when he was around. When I had l-plates I mentioned guns and squirrels on /talk.
You can imagine what happened then
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:15, Reply)
ahhaa

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:18, Reply)
look, I know it wasn't the best, but I'd appreciate it if you'd stop telling everyone I'm bad in bed

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:07, Reply)
You were the best I ever had.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:08, Reply)
haha lipcote
gawd do they still sell that shit?
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:26, Reply)
No bag
But fill all my jacket pockets, wallet, phone, keys, medicines, pack of mints, various medicine monitoring cards (because otherwise I forget them when I go for blood tests), pens, and a load of paperwork that was probably not very important anyway and just gets thrown out about once a month.
And a paperback book if going on a long journey. Being able to do this is a major factor in buying coats.

As you can imagine, weather like this weekend gives me a choice between silly bulgy trousers or boiling death.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:07, Reply)
I used to do that
nearly every coat I have is chosen on purpose for pockets big enough to fit a book
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:10, Reply)
It's clearly the best way to do things
I don;t take it as far as my uncle though, he has a waistcoat with so many pockets he can go for a weekend abroad without even taking hand luggage.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:17, Reply)
I'm still proud of a time a few years back
when I ripped out the bottom of the pockets of my coat so I could put more stuff in. A camera, phone, book, wallet, 7 pieces of makeup and all sorts of other things got through airport security like that
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:18, Reply)
I used to have a jacket like that
A bit of newspaper to stop the chinking and I could get an extra 5/6 cans to a party
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:26, Reply)
: (
He wasn't the guy I thought he was.



Big tan leather shoulder bag.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:08, Reply)
Leather shoulder bag fives!

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:09, Reply)
I have a rucksack for town and country
but I pefer to stuff essentials in my many pockets.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:10, Reply)
I have a laptop bag
I guess that could be seen as a manbag, I carry my wallet, keys etc in it too because they poke my giblets
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:11, Reply)
In response to the alt q.
The only person I regret fucking is me. I fuck myself at every available opportunity, and for once I'm not talking about masturbation
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:29, Reply)
Aww that's quite sad actually.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:30, Reply)
No, it's not really
I always have a choice, but I always make the wrong one.

Awww.... I must be really feeling sorry for myself tonight. What a total fucking gaybo, somebody cunt me in the fuck
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:47, Reply)
Consider this a mercy cunting. Right in the fuck.
MTFU and it didn't happen.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:53, Reply)
My walking rucksack follows me around
and contains my work accounts book, a For Dummies book I'm reading, a county map book, two small books identifying birds and edible nature, one slightly larger book identifying insects, my wallet, money bags, sunnies, highlighter, biro, ibuprofen and usually a bunch of fruit. Three more small books for my bag are arriving tomorrow. I have always carried a bag. Edit: I've just lifted it up and it's quite heavy - I don't even notice any more.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:13, Reply)
aw I like that
a bag of books
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:14, Reply)
I have an odd thirst for knowledge and identification.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:18, Reply)
Nothing odd about it.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:26, Reply)
You have more stuff in your bag than I do.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:14, Reply)
Which for dummies book are you reading at the moment?

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:14, Reply)
Seducing older women for dummies.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:14, Reply)
Counselling Skills you perv.
It's absolutely excellent and is making me want to qualify already.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:17, Reply)
Everyone has the wrong idea about me.
*sulks*
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:23, Reply)
Haha, only from what you tell us.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:25, Reply)
It's only on-line banter innit.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:27, Reply)
Exactly!

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:28, Reply)
Boy are you in for a surprise.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:29, Reply)
Noel's gonna get raped.
Someone take pictures
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:30, Reply)
Only if Bert turns up.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:31, Reply)
Oh snap

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:33, Reply)
On that bombshell...
Goodnight.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:31, Reply)
Someone's off for a wank while thinking of BGB
I will later. Got stuff to do first.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:34, Reply)
*grins*

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:34, Reply)
i regret fucking every man ive ever fucked
id take it all back and then id just not fuck. how fucking great would it be to not have all the stress and aggression and fucking boo hoos that seem to come with fucking. fuck.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:23, Reply)
Fuck yeah!

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:23, Reply)
*fuck fives*

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:25, Reply)
I think you must be doing it wrong.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:24, Reply)
how great your life must be

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:24, Reply)
It's fucking awesome, even though I'm not getting any.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:26, Reply)
marvellous

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:27, Reply)
Ok then.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:27, Reply)
last word.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:28, Reply)
If you must.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:29, Reply)
word.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:29, Reply)
I was going to go with this
but
golly I had some good times
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:24, Reply)
this is my point, you'd never know what you were missing

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:25, Reply)
yeah
fuck sake
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:27, Reply)
Whoa sisters.
Give me an amen to that.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:28, Reply)
I wouldn't take them all back, just some of them

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:28, Reply)
nah fuck them, useless fucking fuckers

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:30, Reply)
Isn't that what caused the problems in the first place?

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:30, Reply)
see, this is the backchatting shit im talking about here
have we fucked?
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:31, Reply)
Clicking this

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:34, Reply)
you fucking would

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:38, Reply)
Damn right I would

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:48, Reply)
You should come to my b3ta stag drinkies
and then you can shag becky
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:34, Reply)
oh man you know i dont bash
or fuck
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:38, Reply)
It's not a bash though
it's just an excuse to go to the pub and drink beer. I'm sad that you're not coming.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:40, Reply)
yer yer id turn up
and youd all be standing there in your robes and shit, chanting and waving dead cats wearing those fucking post-its that b3tans enjoy, ones that say 'BEWBS' and 'LOL' and then id cry and have to ring mam to come and get me or something
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:42, Reply)
Your mam would come in for a quick G&T
while you waited in the car. She'd be right laugh.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:48, Reply)
nah that cunt dont drink
i ran away from my best mates hen night once. it was shit. so i rang mam and then slinked away before diving into the moving car still eating my maccy'ds shouting GO GO JUST FUCKING DRIVE as the bridesmaid ran after me screaming... 'WE LOVE YOU!'

true story. sadly.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:53, Reply)
If I buy you a Big Mac will you come to the pub?

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:55, Reply)
yer i'll come up the pub
one day
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:58, Reply)
Don't think so
I'd have bought you a thesaurus.
Probably a sweary one though, this is b3ta after all
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:34, Reply)
and id have crammed it down your condescending throat
and then have not fucked you, just to make a fucking point
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:36, Reply)
I'm not asking for anything poncey
Just a little shag, some screwing, a hump, bang, or even a bonk.
Just something to break up the neverending stream of fucks
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:44, Reply)
here, get your own fucking thread
go on. jog the fuck on you criticising prick. the level of which im not fucking you here is off the fucking scale
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:47, Reply)
Fuck them in the fucking fuck.
Fuckers.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:31, Reply)
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:32, Reply)
But I like sex, it's fun and squishy and stuff. I only regret the ones who I felt more for than they did for me.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:31, Reply)
youre so fucking gay
get with the not fucking you fucking queerbo
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:32, Reply)
lol!

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:33, Reply)
Totally getting with it because I want to not fuck you all night long in every position there isn't.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:34, Reply)
for fuck sake

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:36, Reply)
i wuv roo

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:37, Reply)
She wants me really Kristine. Not as much as I want you though

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:37, Reply)
I'm pretty sure I want her more than you do though

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:39, Reply)
Quite possibly. You want her from far away too, whereas I'm closer to her for sneaking visits outside her house and watching her through the window

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:40, Reply)
link me up, bitch

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:45, Reply)
I need to speak to my sources first. But I'll totally hook you up.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:49, Reply)
yeah uh huh okay

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:52, Reply)
I want her to come to the pub more than both of you put together

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:40, Reply)
someone will try to have sex with me
thats what happens at these things
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:43, Reply)
If we promise not to let Psychochomp talk to you
will you come?
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:46, Reply)
in all fairness, im half gyppo id eat that cunt alive
nah ive got a bad leg aint i. its err... bad and shit
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:49, Reply)
I want her to come to Bodeans so I can meet her before you
And I want her to come to the pub as well.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:43, Reply)
Do you think we could combine our efforts
to get her to the pub?
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:45, Reply)
you's are a bit rubbish at this secret plotting lark

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:49, Reply)
I'm hoping you'll be all impressed with the effort I'm putting into securing your attendence
and give in and come to the pub and have a small glass of wine with us.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:51, Reply)
she necks absinthe, and you expect her to come out for a 'small glass of wine' ?
I know I'd tell you to fuck off
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:53, Reply)
haha christ i ended up mixing that shite with pimms and triple sec
sad times.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:54, Reply)
fair point, a drink is a drink
only go if they offer to buy you a bottle
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:57, Reply)
i feel victimised.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:59, Reply)
oooh they do them in small sizes?
id lose all my mystique if i showed my face amongst internet. im elusive ent i
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:54, Reply)
Only one.
The rest I knew were cunts and accepted that.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:30, Reply)
fucking cocksuckers
I'm all reading The Little Prince online yeah and I get to chapter nineteen and the cunts are all "I suggest you visit your local library or buy it to finish it"
what the fucking fuck
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:40, Reply)
Oh man that's shit. They did that with the sections I needed from my vet nursing book so I had to pay out £200 to get it.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:42, Reply)
cocksuckers

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:46, Reply)
Is this the one?
www.angelfire.com/hi/littleprince/frames.html
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 23:49, Reply)
I have an olive green canvas army surplus bag
Holds a lot of stuff, good for a change of clothes, headphones, toiletries and some books or a DVD. I carry it around with me a fair bit I guess.

Person I most regret fucking? An ex. She wasn't that nice to me, and it all went a bit tits up but hey, water under the bridge. And I guess I don't exactly regret it as it taught me not to be so much of an idiot.

In other news, I had an actual date with a real woman and everything recently, and I've got my interveiw tomorrow so i'm feeling great!

How's OT today?
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:52, Reply)
i hate interviews
ive been in my current job for three years now and two of my interview questions were, 'do you gossip?' and, 'have you got any proper shoes?'

:\
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:04, Reply)
What? How is gossiping related to work?
And the proper shoe thing just sounds like an insult realy - like "these MUST be your best shoes cos you've worn them to an interveiw and aren't they shit?" Nasty buisness interveiws.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:06, Reply)
lord knows
its a power station. when he said proper shoes he sort of indicated to what he had on his feet, and i looked down, and i done a this face :(

fucking. brogues.

lezzer shoes. what he quite obviously meant to say was, 'have you got any lezzer shoes?'
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:09, Reply)
and i didnt. just for reference purposes here.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:09, Reply)
Ahh man. Had to google Brouges
They aren't the nicest shoes are they? I'm no expert but I've seen nicer. And you work for a power station? Don't you ever get tempted to wait till there's like, a major eastenders episode or a big football match on and just cut the power to random streets?
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:17, Reply)
nah man we make it we dont supply it
but i totally would
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:19, Reply)
Aww shame
It'd be good revenge for making you wear nasty shoes.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:31, Reply)
got two...
1) tan leather shoulder bag containing laptop, filofux, iphone, painkilllers, gaviscon, camera, notebook, pens, parking permits, sourdough culture, cd case, feathers.
2) vaude backpack containing laptop, course material, camera, ext hard drive, other notebook, other pens, money, ipod, painkillers, gaviscon, other camera etc.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:52, Reply)
I've got a bright purple and lime green manbag that I use for carrying whores, crack, and crackwhores

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:59, Reply)
alright saucy

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:59, Reply)
alright treacle

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:02, Reply)
That must be a similar size to Jack Bauer's manbag. He keeps so much stuff in his, he's like Mary poppins, only less prim

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:00, Reply)
Dunno who this Bauer is but if the bitch is trying to muscle in on my turf ima sort that motherfucker out

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:02, Reply)
I've only got
a big rucksack for all my uni crap...any other time pockets are the way to go!
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:00, Reply)
my bag
is a stupidly oversized shiny black patent leather one. it is so full of shit that i lose everything all the time. i dread taxi drivers waiting to see if i get through the electric gates safely as the keys are always festering somewhere in the bottom.

as for the rest... i try only to regret what i don't do!
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:03, Reply)
So you have no regrets

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:04, Reply)
sadly i cannot go that far!
there's you for starters...
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:06, Reply)
Awwwwww, that's the sweetest thing you've ever said.

(, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:14, Reply)
i know
i have been weakened by a torture session at the gym and burning my mouth on my soup because i was too greedy after said torture session. normal service will resume soon.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 22:15, Reply)
I've got a rucksack/trundle bag dual mode thing which I've only been using for work days recently
Strangely having said that it's almost all non-work stuff in there:
Laptop, Notepad, DS, PSP, iPod, PRINCE2 Manual, 4 other books at the moment, various chargers and USB cables & a coffee mug.

Keys, wallet & Smokes go in the pockets and phones & lighter go in various belt pouches.

Edit: This one:
www.targus.com/uk/popup.asp?sku=TSB700EU&name=TSB700EU
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 23:57, Reply)
My god, that should be green
and have "Thunderbird 2" written on the sides.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 7:05, Reply)

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