I could never get into running
I tried it a few times and found it deeply unpleasant. The advice I got was along the lines of,
"You've got to try doing it a few times and get over the unpleasantness, then you'll really start to get into it."
"I see. So how many times, usually, does it take for someone to get into the spirit of it?"
"Oh, about 20 or so."
"Right, so I've only got to subject myself to this another 16 times before I'll start enjoying it? Doesn't really sound that appealing."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:44, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I hate running. It ruined my big toe and now I can't walk in heels for very long
I prefer the cross-trainer.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I fucked my knee up good a few years back, so running hurts
Cycling is best, zero impact (unless some prick opens their car door on me again).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Now cycling I do enjoy
(As long as there are no motorists in the vicinity)
Might be worth getting the bike out again as I don't think chronic masturbation counts as exercise.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Shit! Doesn't it?

*withdraws PE teacher application*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Ha!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I think the energy expended in yelling the Lord's Prayer
might add some cardiovascular exercice to the whole routine. Sadly I daren't include that bit as I'm sure my neighbours can hear just about everything I do. Often I wonder whether they can even hear the dull, rhythmic slurp of my foreskin against my helmet...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:59, Reply)

ew!
too graphic!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:00, Reply)

"Class, THIS is how you masturbate!"
"And next week you can use your own cocks. Dismissed."
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 26 May 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I'm still too scared to cycle to work.
It's fine right up until I reach the city centre, where the cycle lane ends on the wrong side of the road, so I have to either get off and walk through all the pedestrian crossings to get to the right side of the road or try and sneak my way across when its red, which goes against the grain because I hate cyclists who run red lights. Plus I've seen how cars treat cyclists at the two major box junctions I would have to cross. I've also seen how cyclists disregard the red lights and if I didn't, would the cyclists hate me too? It's just fraught with problems.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I hate hate HATE cyclists who run red lights or ignore zebra crossings.
I'm lucky in one way, I live in a small town, but the traffic can still be fierce. Also, most people 'round here think anyone not in a £20k+ car is beneath them at best (non-existent at worst), and have a pathological fear of using their cunting mirrors.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:55, Reply)

did you read about that guy who killed a cyclist for clipping his wing mirror?
He chased after him, mounted the kerb and ploughed into the cyclist, propelling him through the air and against a load of industrial bins. What a fucking terrifying way to die!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:01, Reply)

What the shuddering fuck?!
If this is true, that cunt should be given 15 years behind bars. That's horrific.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:05, Reply)

You are joking? 15?
Never had you down as a crim pandering nancy boy.
35 years with no remission and a sound flogging twice a year, lest he forget.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 26 May 2010, 10:12, Reply)

15 is long enough
When you tell the other jailbirds that the guy's inside for kiddy fiddlin'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Just the 15 like

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I has finded a link
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1269563/Road-rage-motorist-killed-cyclist-revenge-knocking-wing-mirror.html
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Jesus... and that's not far from me either.
Psychotic cunt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I still hate starting up running but once I get going I don't want to stop.

( girlinthehole, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I might try on a treadmill one day
But I ain't doing it in the street
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Don't lie
You've done it in the street.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Have I shite

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:08, Reply)

You've probably done that too
I saw a scouse lass taking a shit in the little street behind The Krazy House once.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:11, Reply)

A shit???
Christ.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Yep. She then went back into Walkabout.
Class.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:16, Reply)

^ this is the funniest post OF ALL TIME.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:08, Reply)

it's true
as soon as you stop, you can't go again because your legs only need a few seconds respite to say "fuck off, I'm not doing that again" and promptly turn into a semi-liquid state.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I picked up one of those running/marathon mags
on the bus a few weeks ago. I have to say it was pretty inspiring stuff.

These bastards are outrageously fit, some even do exotic things like the Cote D'Azure Marathon or the New York Marathon. I am jealous and unmotivated and that magazine helped point that out to me.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:29, Reply)

One of my best mates ran the Polar Circle Marathon last year
Part of which involves running across a glacier. Mental bastard.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:32, Reply)

It's the kind of thing
I'd like to post on facebook, and be extremely smug about.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:47, Reply)

You used to have to look in bushes/hedges
for those kind of mags. HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Which brings me to
Why bushes and hedges? Is that where perverts go to read about running techniques?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:17, Reply)