that's weird, the front page says there are two replies, but there is only you.
What characteristics would the Planet Psychochomp have?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:32, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

have you got anyone on ignore?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)

JMG obviously,
he's going to love that.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT I HAVE SOMEBODY ON BLOCK. BUT LET'S TRY AND KEEP IT AMONGST OURSELVES.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 27 May 2010, 15:34, Reply)

haha whoops, rookie mistake.
Yes I do have him on ignore, he is tiresome. I didn't think he came in here ever.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)

He can talk about you behind your back now.

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)

meh.
I can't see it so I'll pretend he's saying I'm really pretty.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 27 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)

He's right here,
you're very rude.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I'm pretty sure he racks up ignores like war medals.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)

He's posted this for you
www.b3tards.com/u/2d626fc2ef538fd04a30/windowsslap.gif
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I don't really get that

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:55, Reply)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 27 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I dunno, you don't get to choose the characteristics of something you discover
silly.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I know that bitch
but it's your hypothetical planet, so what characteristics would you like it to have?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)

A mass of 5.976e+24 kg
An equitorial radius of 6,378.14 km
A rotational period of 0.99727 days
a mean orbital velocity of 29.79 km/sec
A Visual geometric albedo of 0.37
an atmospheric compositiong of Atmospheric composition of, Nitrogen 77%, Oxygen 21%
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)

*snore*

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)

With the remaning 2% of the atmosphere
being the endless hot air that you spout
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)

no
Argon (Ar) 9,340 ppmv (0.9340%)
Carbon dioxide (CO2) 380 ppmv (0.0380%)
Neon (Ne) 18.18 ppmv (0.001818%)
Helium (He) 5.24 ppmv (0.000524%)
Methane (CH4) 1.79 ppmv (0.000179%)
Krypton (Kr) 1.14 ppmv (0.000114%)
Hydrogen (H2) 0.55 ppmv (0.000055%)
Nitrous oxide (N2O) 0.3 ppmv (0.00003%)
Xenon (Xe) 0.09 ppmv (9 × 10−6%)
Ozone (O3) 0.0 to 0.07 ppmv (0% to 7 × 10−6%)
Nitrogen dioxide (NO2) 0.02 ppmv (2 × 10−6%)
Iodine (I) 0.01 ppmv (1 × 10−6%)
Carbon monoxide (CO) 0.1 ppmv (0.00001%)
Ammonia (NH3) trace
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)

god that was boring.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Science is interesting,
and if you don't agree you can fuck off.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Science *is* interesting.
It's just you that mind-numbingly dull.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I'm pretty dull, yes.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)

this sudden agreement confuses and angers me!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:55, Reply)

He's too dull even to argue with me.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:07, Reply)

You enjoy me arguing with you too much.
Agreeing with you annoys you more.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)

when you agree with me
it makes me feel bad, like I've hurt your feelings.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I'm very sensitive.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I agree with chompy
I'm sorry everybody else. I will go and jump off a roof straight away.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)

It is interesting
but that post was really uninteresting.

It's like having a science teacher who makes you hate science because he sucks all the fun out of the cool and interesting stuff.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I was only agreeing with the science is interesting bit.
When I teach science, the little gits are awestuck with my interesting experiments.

And the occasional swear word that slips in.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)

we had a physics teacher in 1st - 3rd year
who made shit cool.

But 4th and 5th was a total nerd loser who sucked the fun out of everything, even rainbows. Seriously, he made the idea of a rainbow really fucking boring.

The thing I remember about the guy in first year though was that he was so fucking hot.

Where's Darth Foxtrot, he'll understand, this teacher totally looked like the teacher out of Glee.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:05, Reply)

I only do it to help out a friend who is a pucka teacher.
I don't mind it when I start smouldering, and the kids love it.

Health and safety be damned to oblivion.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:12, Reply)

*fucks off*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I know
I was being facetious.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)

hahaha
officelol
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:56, Reply)

for fuck's sake
say something fun like "is made of marshmallows lol yay!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)

*something pointlessly asinine*
happy now?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)

no,
it doesn't have to be silly, it could be interesting, like entirely made out of water.

Misery guts.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I'm not much of a loller.
Plus an earth like planet would be the most important and interesting thing ever.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)

true
and everyone should be blue and have an affinity with nature and fly around on pteradactyls.*

*I actually agree with you here, but I wanted to call you an Avatar fanboy to annoy you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:59, Reply)

OMG
Does PsychoChomp love Avatar? Does he write Avatar slash fiction?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)

oh I do hope so.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:02, Reply)

*And then she got down on all fours in front of him, facing away, her blue skin reflecting the light from those weird bioluminescent plant things*
*Looking over her shoulder to him, she winks one big yellow eye and shakes her smurf ass at him, saying*
"Use some of that pterodactyl spit as lube, I need you in my ass right now! Go slow, and use your ponytail tentacle feeler thing to tickle me clit while you rail me."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Woah

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Hello! Don't think I've met you
Happy Candle Day!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Hahaha,
I've not seen the film, but this is probably better than it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Trust me. It is.
It's already got a more interesting plot.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)

'Lavatoire' is my review.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:18, Reply)

*And, after what seemed like days, he spunked a torrent of man-filth into her
which could only be analogised to the Hoover Dam collapsing.
*Seconds later, he caught his breath, wiped his cock on a strand of creeper, then whipsered "Awooga" in her ear and patted her on the fanny.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Damn, you've gone several better than me!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Couldn't have finished it without your beautifully executed setup, dear boy

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I would make a basketball or football analogy
But I don't like most sports.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Everyone's got rapist's lips and a face of vaginal desperation

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)