I once had one
IN AMERICA.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

oh me too

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:57, Reply)

me three
In more than one State!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I've had actual sex in America. Woo!

( girlinthehole, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I've has actual sex

( Peej, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:12, Reply)

ZOMG!
I totally could have, this one lass was giving me all the signs (bar flashing me her clunge), but I was with a lady back home at the time, so didn't even flirt back. The lady back home broke up with me two weeks after I got back...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:12, Reply)

When I was 19 I got hit on by the most beautiful Egyptian man when I was on holiday
but I declined for the same reason. When I got back I found out my boyfriend had used the week I was away to shag other women in my bed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Absolutely gutting, isn't it?
Having the moral high-ground is all well and good, but you could have been having awesome sex with a forrin.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I know!
And he was a masseuse, so he had magic hands. He was slightly morally questionable though as he offered to waive the massage fee if I kissed him. Still, he had the bluest eyes I've ever seen *sigh*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:27, Reply)

The 'merican girl in my instance had eyes too
Dunno what colour mind, she had a cracking body with a perfect set of boobs, a truly infectious laugh and was quite tactile.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I'm still glad I didn't cheat though
because then I would be just as bad as him. Except he did it in my bed, which added massive insult to injury. Cunt.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I agree with you completely
In your bed is fucking low though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:33, Reply)

I'm not bitter about it anymore.
*is bitter*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:34, Reply)

James Brown - Wanking in America

( Peej, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:11, Reply)

"...got to have some masturbation..."

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:17, Reply)