I went to see Drunk in Public last week
(Levellers acoustic spin off) at Tan Hill Inn and they were totally awesome man and Mark the lead singer like totally snogged my face off outside after the gig and I haven't washed my face since well not properly anyway just a baby wipe to get the thick off but I will never wash my mouth again.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Haha!
Poor DG.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Poor DG my arse
He was totally copping off with the fiddle player's hawt girlfriend ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:13, Reply)

You two are a right pair of swingers
It's true what they say about the north.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Why thank you!
What were you doing passing through Morpeth, anyway? Had you been to Edinburgh or somewhere nice?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Edinburgh for my stag night

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Canny night bonny lad?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Ai it were reet canny thanks.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

can you (or pls ask DG)
repost the link to that article about north east dialect/language please?

I need it to help me have sex with a real live lady. It's very important.

Thank you
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:19, Reply)

The one from your previous posts?
You should totally go for her, she sounds great for you if you can MTFU and get over her accent ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I fear rejection A LOT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Welcome to my world.
But you have so much going for you.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I have more baggage than a Louis Vuitton warehouse
*SADFACE*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:25, Reply)

*in cliched American TV ad accent*
"Fear rejection? Shy? Nervous? Try cocaine! Guaranteed to turn any wallflower into a confident behemoth in minutes."
*said very fast*
"Somesideeffectsincludenosebleedshyperventilationlossofmoneyandturningintoatotalfuckingarsehole*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:35, Reply)

It makes me quite introverted.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:40, Reply)

You are kidding me?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

No.
I think prolonged heavy use does that. :(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Sounds like she's not going to reject you dude
And everyone fears rejection to some degree. Ask her if she fancies going for a drink one night, and go from there.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I think I may.
Thank you for your engouragement (BGB too).

Armed with DG's link I have a non-gay reason to contact her and could combine this with suggesting drinks.

*ponders*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Ask he if she fancies a hot meat taste explosion in her mouth
then take her to Tayyabs and make her give you a blow job in the toilets.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I've spotted a problem with this potential relationship
she's not a big gay man, so is unlikely to keep your interest for long
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:31, Reply)

She could pretend by sucking a magnet and dipping her chin in iron filings
and then grasping a large dildo between her thighs and brutally sodomising Monty.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:32, Reply)

HAHAHA :o)
Best Viz top tip EVA!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I suspect that would work well for him

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:38, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Of course, dear Monty. I shall text him this instant.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:23, Reply)

You are a wonder of the modern world.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:25, Reply)

He can't access b3ta at work anymore :(
I've asked him to either gaz you when he gets home or point me in the direction of it.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:37, Reply)

That's really most kind.
If it helps me get some 'fanny' I shall shout both your names at point of orgasm, by way of a thank you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Would that be before or after whispering "awooga" in her ear?
Fingers firmly crossed for some dangly ham action :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Before. Definitely before.
I may well bottle it, if I'm honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Nah, go for it kidda!
I'm off out now for a spot of lunch with my folks. We'll sort that link out for you!
xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)