Or perhaps
use some sort of groundsheet on the carpet.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:53, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Best thing to do is to coat your bed with clingfilm
this also prevents stains from farting.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I find that brown sheets
do the job on the flatulence front.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I've had sex in my bed at uni PRECISELY ONCE
sad fucking face.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I only just had sex for the first time in my own bed the other night.
I feel dirty sleeping in it now.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Oh man you had sex!
Was it fun?
( Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I'd been with the guy before, I don't think it should count
It was, but that bed....that's my childhood bed. I've had it since I was 15.
I need a new bed now.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I've never had sex in my bed at home
had it once in the spare bed, as it's a double.

That was a good night :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I've only rarely had sex somewhere that wasn't my bed
or at least a bed that I was sleeping in
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I lost my viriginity in a hotel bed :/

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:06, Reply)

classy bird
was it a pay by the hour hotel?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:06, Reply)

It was to someone I loved
No, he came up to see me and a gig.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:07, Reply)

aww
I feel bad for cheapening it now, sorry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:14, Reply)

No problem
I find it amusing as to where it was- quite often our liaisons would be in hotels and stuff like that due to parents not knowing about him and living at opposite ends of the country.

He might be coming to uni in London next year. Keeping my fingers crossed. I enjoy his company greatly.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:17, Reply)

It was out back, they'd thrown the bed out.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:07, Reply)

nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:08, Reply)

think I lost mine in someone else's single bed
not sure why considering my house with my king size bed was just up the road.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I can go worse
I lost mine in a B&B in Bradford.
Topical.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I lost my virginity in a pick up truck
I even have a souvenir, the sticker he had to put on his truck from the NASCAR race the weekend before got stuck to my foot as I got out, all deflowered and shit.
Welllll classy.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:09, Reply)

That's incredible
Best virginity story EVER
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I bled when I lost my V
The lass failed to inform me she likes it rough. I'm busy trying to make sure everything's going alright (1st time worries), and she throws me by asking me to slap her in the face.
I oblige (cos i'm scared she'll devour me otherwise), but obviously not hard enough. She shouts at me to hit her harder, so I slap her again, and she squeals in delight and rides me ragged, scratching the fuck out of my back in the process.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:15, Reply)

o_O
I have not been injured in sex. Apart from coming home with a massive lovebite, my mum mistaking it for hair dye on my neck, and trying to rub it off :/

I've had lovebitten earlobes too. Now THOSE were fun to get :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Never had a lovebite
Vehemently don't want one.
The other sex injury I've had was getting all entangled with one lady, then when she came she shuddered and locked up, and had me practically in a Figure Four Leg-lock, which hyperextended my knee and fucking CANED. No O for Lab that time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:22, Reply)

more in common
lovebites are vile, and I'm glad I've never had or given one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:24, Reply)

living in the white trash capitol of virginia, they're quite popular here
and I'd be lying if I said I hadn't gotten or given my fair share
however I now find that I hate them and whereas I like being bitten I hate people knowing about it
it's like they're judging you with their eyes
all "look at that SLUT!"
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Or just do it in the shower until you get used to it.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Best put some newspaper down first.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:15, Reply)