It's only fair I reckon.
I'll let you know when I get paid. I feel the need for tasty dry meats and Mango lassi.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh Christ
I read that as 'mango Akabussi".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 18:50, Reply)

*Busi-style hearty LOL*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:51, Reply)

I'm abroad from Thursday til the 18th or 19th anyway.
Let me know when you have cash and I shall assemble the Mongol Hordes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:53, Reply)

Cool, it'll be around then that I get paid, either from the last job or the new one.
Ooooooh, are you gonna fuck your ex?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:57, Reply)

No.
I have my sights set on another.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:00, Reply)

I've missed this. Is she hawt? Hawt enough to stop you from fucking the mother of your child?
If so then you're a good man. If not, then hell we all make mistakes.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:01, Reply)

She's got magnificent chest conkers, apparently.
Earns a ton in the porn industry and spends all her cash on obscene lingerie. What's not to love? Apart from the hailing from Middlesbrough bit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 19:04, Reply)

Ouch, that Middlesborough accent's got to go

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:06, Reply)

She's fucking great
but is from Middlesbrough and a bit scary. I have known her for years and she genuinely doesn't appear to be a mental.

I'm best off on my own I think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:05, Reply)

Well see what happens, if it works out then great, if not then you wont have to listen to her accent until your ears bleed.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:06, Reply)

How's that going, Monty?
Any joy yet?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 19:02, Reply)

Fuck all, old bean, fuck all...
(I'm too chicken by a long chalk)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:08, Reply)

Want me to put in a good word for you?
I can use my Northern Connections and stuff. She'll be munching on your cock before you can say "Bowie? I don't see what all the fuss is about, frankly".

Oh, on a tangent, we went to see a band yesterday that does rockabilly covers, including a rockabilly Ace of Spades. It was excellent.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 19:15, Reply)

Magic!
my love of rockabilly is only bested by my love of Motorhead.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:20, Reply)

Here you go.
Sound quality is pretty shit, mind, and you need to go about 1:25 in before it starts.

This doesn't do them justice, really.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8x3ffzQAKs
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 19:32, Reply)

I like this.
Rockabilly rocks.
( girlinthehole, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:34, Reply)

too fucking right
Here, have this repost:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LELD_V8ZvHw
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:44, Reply)

That's really quite incongruous.
And yet warms the soul.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 19:55, Reply)

i thought we weren't going to tell anyone?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:05, Reply)

DAMN YOU, DIONYSUS
for you have loosed my tongue like one of Artemis' darts.

(I think I should go to bed)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:07, Reply)

the greek names confuse me
i did latin, not greek. although, in all fairness, that confused the fuck out of me too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:13, Reply)