Stop eating forever.
I've got a friend who hates vegs, so for 3 months he only eat special k bars, and he lost more than 10kg.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hardly sustainable
Once he goes back to eating proper food his body will promptly convert it all to fat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

He did ok after that
He exercised a lot and made sure he didn't eat too much.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Darth, dear friend,
you talk utter bollocks sometimes.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I'm sorry, this is B3ta, isn't it?
If I've stumbled on to the Guardian website or somewhere that utter bollocks is frowned upon I shall withdraw gracefully
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

The Guardian promotes bollocks
don't they employ Monbiot?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Curses!
Gosh-darned posh people foiling me with their superior knowledge of posh websites
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

The Guardian isn't posh
it's for wankers
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I'm glad
that you've stopped trying to defend yourself from accusations of poshness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

that's because there is nothing to defend
it is obvious I am not posh. However since you are Northern perhaps you have different ideas of what constitutes posh
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I'm not even all that Northern!
And you call me "serf" yesterday. Milady
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I merely wanted to express my admiration.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I did not see that coming
Apologies Larry, I am absolutely unprepared for the possibility that someone might be complimenting me on B3ta
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I quite understand.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

i would try that
but i also hate special k.

I'm assuming he ate other food as well though, and not ONLY special k bars?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Only special bars for 3 months
And only water.

I reckon it'd work on me. I'd be so sick of them after 1 week that I'd vomit everytime I'd smell one.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I've tried that
I quite like Special K bars though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

3 months?! Jesus...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Way to get scurvy

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

they have cranberries in them
and when I did that diet, I supplemented it with satsumas and clementines as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)

man
its bad enough when you just do that for a weekend

although to be fair they do require tea even then
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Ah but tea
is neglibible calories. So it doesn't count.

At least that's what I say
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

so, too
with Bonjela
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I tried the special K diet once
it didn't work and it was so boring. I love eating, it's a big highlight of my work day, so lunch and breakfast being special K was really depressing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I love eating too
I tried Slimfast shakes when I had my tongue pierced, but felt myself craving a fat juicy burger.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I think I just suffered
and disgusted my boss by trying to eat a sandwich by chewing it in my cheek.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

After a few days
My parents invited me 'round for tea. Dad cooked a thai curry. It hurt, but was so damn tasty.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

haha
I didn't see my parents for a few months afterwards because they lived in France, so I got away with it. I tried to hide it from my boss but he noticed within the first three minutes because I couldn't say 'printer tray'.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 14:04, Reply)