I made a joke about Derrick Bird my status update.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:44, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've not seen any from my friends yet.
Not even the b3tans.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:45, Reply)

this reminds me
more and more b3tans are popping up in my people you might know list
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:57, Reply)

They probably are in mine too
but I don't know anyone's real names, so I cock-block the lot.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I'm only FB friends with Amberl
and I doubt I'd recognise any of you sexy people if you popped up on my "might know" list anyway

You must be gutted
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Hahah
found you

POWERS OF INVESTIGATION

I won't add you, that's just slightly weird.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I was going to go through your friends to look for Amber, to then find DF
But I saw you have 613 friends and just couldn't be fucked.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:10, Reply)

That's committed stalking.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Not really, I couldn't be bothered
Plus I call it 'social engineering'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Lampito has 613 friends too?
I think I had 613 friends at the last count. That's fucking freaky
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)

No, it's excessive

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

That's another word for it
I need the validation or I cease to exist

/Emo
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

How the fuck?!
You can add me if you like, I'm very impressed you managed it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I can guess
sometimes from the names
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:05, Reply)

I only have people from /links on mine
as I was a long term resident over there. I'd probably add that Crow chap as he's a musical type and I like to build a network of musicians all over the world.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:13, Reply)

My name's Ruari
it's unusual enough to probably be the first result for most of you.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:05, Reply)

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( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:09, Reply)

That's the first time I've heard that comparison ever.
EVAR
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:11, Reply)

:(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Are you........a PADDY?
They're the nation most guilty when it comes to spasticated spellings of words, that I know of.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Born in Shrewsbury
but of norn Irish stock on my mothers side.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I fucking love Shrewsbury.
Answer me this, if you may:

Correct pronunciation of Shrewsbury? I was brought up to say Sh-rose-bury, not to rhyme with Dewsbury, but my (admittedly rather dim) pal moved up there and says it the latter way.

WHO IS RIGHT?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I generally say shrosebury but shewsbury is right.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

That's weird then, isn't it?
If the correct way is the phonetic way, how is it that both you and I have ended up with a weird pronunciation?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)

because you are both equally spastic?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I fear this is the only logical conclusion.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Hmm, I have two
mutual friends (non-b3tan) with friends called Ruari.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I don't know if I should add people I know from here or not
I'm not very interesting on Facebook.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Just saw it and Liked it!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Who the fuck is Derrick Bird?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:51, Reply)

He went on a killing spree around Cumbria this afternoon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Oh, right. I was thinking of doing that
What's the joke?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Derrick Bird has been called up to the England squad by Fabio Capello.

He has had more shots on target in one day that Emile Heskey has all season.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I was going to say something about last of the summer wine but I can't get the wording right
something like: "BBC should have realised the consequnces to rural communities before they axed last of the summer wine"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:58, Reply)

That would be funnier
if it wasn't painfully true

I sense this isn't the place to open a debate about the various merits of the members of the England World Cup squad
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Don't start about Heskey or I'll be venting with you.
Glad they left Walcott behind though, good call.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Heskey is the Candyman

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:16, Reply)

That might explain why Capello plays him
I'm fed up of hearing how Rooney scores more while playing with Heskey, it's because he has to do two strikers' work! When he plays with Crouch, the latter scores the goals Heskey doesn't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:23, Reply)

heskey is and always has been shit
he can barely fucking stand up, let alone score.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

It's because of his massive FUCKING HEAD
it's filled with cement.

~:-$

Just been sent another

"Vanessa Perroncel: Statistically better at going through defenders than Emile Heskey."
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:34, Reply)

The only benefit to his existence that I can see
is that Capello likes him, and he seems to know what he's about
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

that moron who managed liverpool liked Heskey too
(had to look up his name: Houllier) and he was shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Worryingly
Martin O'Neill (ex-Forest, let's not forget), who definitely knows his onions, leaves Heskey on the bench
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Hahah brilliant
'Derrick B is a bad young brother'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:23, Reply)

REED DUH NEWZ

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:54, Reply)