What have I learned...
That your initials are MB?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:48, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Massive Bumder?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Holy Shit
Darth Foxtrot knows a guy I used to play in an orchestra with.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Did you play the pink oboe?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)

No, I played the saxophone. Best of all the instruments.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Most 80's of all the instruments

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I used to grease myself up, wear a vest and a ponytail
and star in The Lost Boys.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)

this is hot.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)

You just got totally wet at the thought of me blowing my horn.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)

true story.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

sax is awesome
good work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I used to play the
Eb Alto Saxophone. We're like brothers you and me.
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I started playing that
but then realised it was gayer than Darth Foxtrot, so I moved to the Bb Tenor Sax instead. Much more interesting.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)

It annoys me that most people think of a saxophone
as the Bb soprano version with the gay dip in the mouth-piece. Btw - I'm bringing my £10 guitar to Download.

Any songs you want me to learn? I learnt Little Lion Man because Applebite hates her flatmates playing it.
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Can you learn
"The Lion Sleeps Tonight" or "A Little Respect"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:07, Reply)

My completely ace girlfriend
bought me loads of original tab sheets of classic Erasure hits for my birthday so A Little Respect should be eminently doable. Less so the former.
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Other songs I like to song when drunk include
"Free Falling" or indeed most of Tom Pettys hits
"Stone in Love" by Journey
"Total Eclipse of the Heart"
"Since you've been gone" by Rainbow
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Hmmmm
I'll learn the first one I suppose. Just because you're a good girl (and crazy about elvis).
( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I like horses too

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)

If you leave me I'm selling those on

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Woo, I'm learning sax!
Alto.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)

You've got a badge and everything

( djtrialprice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

:)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Or the rusty trombone?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Really? Who?
I can't believe I know anyone qualified to play in an orchestra
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)

How? On earth?
Seriously
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Yes, there is a photo on your wall photos
with you in the foreground and this chap in the background. It's next to the picture of Gok Wan
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)

why am I not surprised.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I know who you mean, I work with him
If you're who he's thinking of, he got very drunk round your parents' extremely flash house outside Lewes once
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Yes he did
It's a crazy small world.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)

That's pretty fucking weird
It also makes you more human somehow, and therefore more likeable than the internet persona to which I am used. This disappoints me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I have it on good authority that Al is not a horrible bastard in real life

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)

He's a puddytat
Who occasionally asks inappropriate questions.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Look, I'm just curious as to how your vagina is, it's not a crime

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I was referring to
the Lent question
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Easy, I'm friends with 'Dorothy' too
In fact, I was her first b3tan friend *smugs*

Not sure why though, she hates me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I'm just impressed that you - or she - worked out who I was
My current profile pic is hardly descriptive
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Your pic contains the word 'Rawkus'
Which you've mentioned you DJ several times.

And, to quote Steve Buscemi, 'Because I'm a fucking genius'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Assuming you are quoting from Armageddon,
he doesn't say "fucking". Family film.

Also, well done, detective Antichrist, I'm impressed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I am
Damn, google tells me you are right

Why thank you. Now here's a much easier one. Find me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Friend me then bitch
I've already had more conversations with you than some of the people I'm "friends" with
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Done

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)