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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Last night this hot girl called Cecilia added me on Facebook.
I have no idea who she is. I thought she might be a b3tan but remembered there're no hot girls on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:02, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
oi!
there's Roota.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)
And your good self Kitzo,
who I like to think of as a younger, slimmer me.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)
Really?
Hey there Kitty, how you doin'?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)
Slimmer means smaller boobs though
Decisions decisions. Who to pander to, djtp???
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:19, Reply)
oh noes
What to do, what to do.
O.O *ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Don't do that face

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Easy
Roota panders to Kitty, all up close and giggly and in the shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Only when Wiggy's out shopping

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:26, Reply)
don't worry, I can distract wiggy with marijuana
you girls carry on
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)
And just act like I'm not here
*moves the microphone boom out of shot*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)
haha
one of my friends suggested that the name for my cupcake venture with my friend should be called Two Girls One Cupcake and we should send out a viral video of us smearing each other with chocolate frosting and eating it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)
That is pure fucking GENIUS

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)
it really really is

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)
Do it!
I've never seen the original (and quite frankly don't ever want to) so seeing a remake with confectionary is absolutely ideal. It would totally go viral if you made it similar enough.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)
I concur with every part of this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Ok I'm on it.
That means I'm going to have to watch the original doesn't it? I know there's a bit where a girl is squeezing out some poop so I could use an icing bag for that haha.

I've just disgusted myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:44, Reply)
it's worth it for how awesome your video will be

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)
BRILLIANT

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)
I love the way your foul little mind works


any takers for guess the quote?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)
I had to Google it, but it makes sense
Judging by what you said the other day about your knowledge of that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)
it was apt

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)
I know, I know!!
Jafar!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)
I'm trying to get my beard to be pointy and twisted like Jafar's
it's tricky
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)
if you plait it you could gel it into a curl

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:44, Reply)
I think we're back to the Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry conversation

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)
Nom

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)
Seconded.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)
motion carries

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)
There's loads of hotties on b3ta

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)
hello

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)
officesmirk

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)
*wink*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)
True dat
¬_¬
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)
There are a few hot lady b3tans
To name them would be ungentlemanly of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:05, Reply)
snugglesacks

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:07, Reply)
really the problem isn't listing them
it's the butt hurt you'd get from certain people who werent on the list.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)
And the weird looks and cold dismissal from those on the list

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)
Everybody loves Pandatron though.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)
This is true!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)
Nah they all love me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)
Like the brother they never wanted

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)
Do you actually know what Snugglesacks looks like
or is this based entirely on the frequent references to her norks on QOTW?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)
she has a giant picture of them on her b3ta
I don't think anyone cares what her face is like.

Although judging by the fact that all her photos are of her chest she probably munts. Like when people on facebook put a picture of their kid as their profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)
I concur
On all counts. Anyone who's massively proud of their boobs is intimating that there's nowt else to be proud of
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)

be ungentlemanly of me

make me need a wank
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)
You got me there

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)
Yeah, I was just fishing for a rise.
The male/female ratio around here is way off.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)
Amberl's hot
I would

I'm sure this makes her very happy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)
Dunno what she looks like, don't know her that well

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Is she?
Hmmm... I think she digs chicks too...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)
you'd like her

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)
If you say so, then I know it's true

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)
;-)

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)
every girl wants to hear that she looks like a man...

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)
I can say with absolute authority
that Amberl looks nothing like a man
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)
Unless it's a very efiminate man with nice boobs


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Oh Hello!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)
I am aware of that
I was making a jest based upon your sexuality. do try and keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)
I never would have expected this of you
I was hoping we could have a conversation about something other than how sexually insecure you are
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)
it was right out of the blue eh?
we've had proper conversations before. I'm sure we will again
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:49, Reply)
We're on the verge of one now
Am trying not to do anything massively homosexual to put you off the scent

*involuntarily pirouettes*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)
*tries to overlook it*
so...close...to...conversation....
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:55, Reply)
I'm impressed with your resolve
Let's see how far we can push it... as it were

Did you see Glee this week? I missed it. Don't tell me anything.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)
only the end
it didn't leave me yearning to watch the rest of the episode I must admit.

was in a bad mood at the time though, which may have had something to do with it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:00, Reply)
This is it! We're having an actual conversation!
How I Met Your Mother's back on E4 after Big Bang I think. Any idea how many series in we are? I've lost track
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)
5 series would you believe
I've seen all the episodes of both so far though, via the wonders of downloading them after they've been on in America.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)
Hang on
5 series, but you've seen all the episodes of both?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)
by both I meant HIMYM and Big Bang Theory
understandably confusing
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)
this is boring
call each other smug and gay, now!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)
Aha
Has HIMYM really reached five series?! The wonders of Neil Patrick Harris. He was awesome in Glee too. As soon as he started singing Ms Foxtrot demanded I Wiki him to determine whether or not he was a bumder
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:18, Reply)
I know, it's surprising
hopefully it won't get axed before he meets their mother

NPH is fully awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)
Not that this isn't fun
but I am compelled to accede to a lady's demands. You're smug.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)
not as smug as you are gay
and I'm pretty fucking smug
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:26, Reply)
Normal service has been resumed, Kitty
*awaits chocolatey reward*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:28, Reply)
it's all about the anal with you isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:32, Reply)
It is today
Fucking turkey curry. It still burns when I sit down
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:34, Reply)
nasty
I'm hoping that the chilli I took out of the freezer for tonight hasn't been enhanced by the freezing process. it was pretty fucking spicy before I froze it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)
Serve with a fuckload of yoghurt

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:39, Reply)
note to self: buy yoghurt

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:41, Reply)

buy produce cock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)
that too

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:51, Reply)
Hot enough to turn a confirmed gay?
Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)
You, sir, are a blaggard and a nincompoop

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)
Yeah, I went there
*snaps it out*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:49, Reply)

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