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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can't wear them in bed with a man.
Although it is a moot point since I'm FUCKING UNLOVEABLE.


Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:03, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
You could buy crotchless support pants
Or, get into rubber fetishists, that'll hold all your wobbly bits in no problem.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)
Have you ever seen a fat person in rubber?
I have and it wasn't pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)
you can lure them into bed
with them though. And after that they won't be thinking about wobbly bits
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)
Except the wobbly bits we know and love as
"Breasts."

And Blousie's breasts are very well reputed.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:11, Reply)
Even better then
those are the bits they'll be thinking of
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)
Are they?
By whom?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)
Lampito, for a start
And I'm sure someone else told me before she did.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Oh yes!
She did get up close and personal. *grins*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)
So I hear
I think they got a mention in this sub-thread as well...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:23, Reply)
That must have been a good day.
My appreciation of them swings a little.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)
And do they, when set free?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)
*sings*
Swing low sweet chariot for to come and take me hoooooome.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)
A bit like...
Nah.
Edit: damned customers spoiling my timing.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)
Best moment of that bash
before everything got weird.

YES, having my head down bgb's blouse wasn't weird. It was normal by the standards of what followed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Sounds like a top evening to me.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)
I will try and persuade Applebite to help me recreate it in June.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)
Shame I can't remember any of it : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)
Wine is a cruel mistress.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)
I might get flashbacks if you do it again : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)
Stop holding out for love before you put out.
Slut it up a bit.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)
There is nothing sadder in the world than a 45 year old slapper.
Besides, I did the slutty thing in my thirties.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)
Then we're back to the old "hit one on the head and lock them in the basement until Stockholm syndrome sets in" approach, I guess.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)
It's definitely something to think about.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

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