I've had my dinner, I'm bored and want to get home and have a drinkypoo.
There is a slight frisson of excitment in the background as I'm getting my tattoo done on Saturday but other than that I'm staring at my belly and trying to learn to love it.

Any ideas on how I'm to get over my fat belly fixation?
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:45, 55 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

:p
what tatto you gettin?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Breathe on my wrist in fancy lettering.
*excites*
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)

ooooooooooh
*jealouses* I want more tattoos
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Then after that I'm getting a star on my foot.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)

That sounds lovely!
Good luck. Can't wait to get my next one done.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Pay attention

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Maybe don't eat your dinner at lunchtime

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I have to for fuel when I exercise and skipping meals isn't the answer.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

That's not what I meant
I was being a meal naming snob
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Oh! I'm a northern monkey.
It's dinner and tea.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I can't abide the use of dinner for lunch and tea for supper
It's almost as bad as saying couch and lounge.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Where's Monty when you need him.
He would have got the point over in one post.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/professions/post738859
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I miss Monty already.
I'm sure there are loads of errors I've commited grammtically but don't know now.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

:(

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Such as the missing second 't' from your use of the word 'committed.'
It's going to a long couple of weeks without his tireless pedantry and hilarious racism...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Bingo!
See! lucky you were around Mr Crow.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I guess I'll have to fill in for him
Our old-fashioned taste in music overlaps, after all, and I can be quite the grammar pedant. I just don't know whether I can muster enough dislike for northeners, foreigners or darkies...and tweed really won't suit me...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

They are big boots to fill alright.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:11, Reply)

But tiny y-fronts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I can cover those few elements if it helps

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Excellent, I'm putting you on a strict diet of xenophobia and tweed croissants.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

NOM

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I look awesome in tweed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Even in
tweedos?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Especially in tweedos

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Draw a happy face on it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Now that is a good idea : )
It will amuse my nephew if nothing else.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Support knickers
hold yourself in
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I can't wear them in bed with a man.
Although it is a moot point since I'm FUCKING UNLOVEABLE.


Sorry!
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:03, Reply)

You could buy crotchless support pants
Or, get into rubber fetishists, that'll hold all your wobbly bits in no problem.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Have you ever seen a fat person in rubber?
I have and it wasn't pretty.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)

you can lure them into bed
with them though. And after that they won't be thinking about wobbly bits
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Except the wobbly bits we know and love as
"Breasts."

And Blousie's breasts are very well reputed.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Even better then
those are the bits they'll be thinking of
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Are they?
By whom?
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Lampito, for a start
And I'm sure someone else told me before she did.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Oh yes!
She did get up close and personal. *grins*
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

So I hear
I think they got a mention in this sub-thread as well...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:23, Reply)

That must have been a good day.
My appreciation of them swings a little.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)

And do they, when set free?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

*sings*
Swing low sweet chariot for to come and take me hoooooome.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

A bit like...
Nah.
Edit: damned customers spoiling my timing.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Best moment of that bash
before everything got weird.

YES, having my head down bgb's blouse wasn't weird. It was normal by the standards of what followed :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Sounds like a top evening to me.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I will try and persuade Applebite to help me recreate it in June.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Shame I can't remember any of it : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Wine is a cruel mistress.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I might get flashbacks if you do it again : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Stop holding out for love before you put out.
Slut it up a bit.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)

There is nothing sadder in the world than a 45 year old slapper.
Besides, I did the slutty thing in my thirties.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Then we're back to the old "hit one on the head and lock them in the basement until Stockholm syndrome sets in" approach, I guess.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)

It's definitely something to think about.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I caught sight of myself in a window today, I forgot how big I am
I'm trying to decide if I should wait til Summer for my one. And then hide it through the winter from the parents, and hope they don't chop my foot/wherever it is if I get the other one done off.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)

You have a fat belly fixation?
*Preens* Well hello sexy!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)