Yup.
An email from Amazon.co.uk encouraging me to buy more stuff from them. Based on what I've bought from them in the past, why, oh why, did they see fit to recommend to me a DVD of the first series of Glee?*

*_{The answer 'because you're a massive bumder/bumber/stealthy bandit of the posterior' has already been postulated.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:11, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd speculate that it is because you are a flagrant dirt-road bandito

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Perhaps Amazon
are able to spot my heaving, lurching bumderism in a way that I cannot fully appreciate.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Due to my laziness in going into town to buy stuff
At one point the first page of my Amazon recommendations was entirely composed of stationery
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Because you have bought bass accessories in the past
and they realised, quite rightly, that this makes you a limp wristed individual.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:17, Reply)

A buttplug is not a bass accessory!

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Amazon once suggested that because I'd bought Season 1 of Chorlton and the Wheelies
I might enjoy The Red Hot Chilli Peppers, "Under the Bridge". Lolwhut?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:33, Reply)