I don't think I'd ever want to poledance naked.
What sort of stuff were they doing?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

it was fairly simple stuff
but there were three poles up and it was synchronised so it looked impressive.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Now, see you say 'fairly simple'
But I'd love to see you try and do it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I bet you would.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Your failure
Would be fucking hilarious.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

talking of failure, when's your exam?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Fuck off

Two.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:55, Reply)

How late were you up revising?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)

half two

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)

chill out.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Telling me to chill out does not help me to chill out in the slightest.
Anyway, I need the stress. It makes me work.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)

reverse psychology innit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)

How bad would it be if he actually could do it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I don't think he would be as graceful in the spins
but he could probably do a lot of the inverted stuff because boys are naturally stronger, annoyingly. All my male friends could invert instantly when they had a go on my pole at home (no sniggering)
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Yeah, my mates are desperate to have a go on my pole
Once I get it next year. If they're able to handspring without a problem, I'll hate them forever.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I nearly had forward handspring last night
I can get up there, but I can't stay up there.

I pinched my underarm doing brass monkey and it's still hurting this morning. Grr.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Brass monkey just sounds like a codeword for sex

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:11, Reply)

In the same way that rubbernecking
sounds like a codeword for a frantic blowjob?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Yep!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)

sychronising is so hard
I had my class doing a routine last night and was trying to get them to be in time with each other and the music. They failed but had a great time failing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Yeah, when we run through the routines at Blush
We're meant to be doing it all at the same time, but it never works. I seem to finish before everyone else, somehow.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I seem to spin longer than everyone else so it takes me ages to get to the ground.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:53, Reply)

The better I get at really hard, inverted stuff,
The shitter my spins get, so I finish the hard shit before everyone else, but take longer to spin.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)

That's why I'm enjoying my beginners classes
because my class is all about the hardcore stuff so we only get to spin in warm up.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)

That's why I'm grateful for your class :)
I was managing to drop almost fully into bow on wednesday, I was so happy. And scared.
Air splits was still out of my reach thanks to last Friday's antics though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)