Pay off my debts with the inheritance money I'm getting
Buy a mattress
Get circumcised

Wow, how fun am I(?)

And my ideal one is this
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Get circumcised?
Why?

Are you going to go to Singapore?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

eurgh I remember this discussion
someone described his 'hoody cord' as being too tight.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Then, why doesn't he get it sorted asap?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)

*smashes glass bottle*

Come'ere, I'll do it...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:00, Reply)

*cowers*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I could probably point you in the direction of a couple of girls who could do it
with their teeth.

Unintentionally.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:05, Reply)

There was an old man called Keith,
Who used to circumcise boys with his teeth.
He did it not for leisure,
Nor sexual pleasure,
But to get to the cheese underneath
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)

*Bokes*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Thank god I missed that one
...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)

This.
:/
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Sorry about that

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)

I've got scar tissue along the top basically
I don't think I'll be going to Singapore sadly, but ah well
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Are you going to give the surgeon a tip?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:00, Reply)

ew

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:01, Reply)

The who?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:02, Reply)

surgeon Rabbi.

Sorry.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)

do this
members.multimania.co.uk/origins/library/passages/greg.html
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)