I'm catching up on my corset orders
and doing college work, so nothing particularly exciting.

I pee sitting down. I was once offered a cone thing at a festival for the girls' urinals, but when she explained how to use it I handed it back and left. Most undignified!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yes
I fell foul of one of those things at Leeds. I was approaching the realms of 'truly off my tits' and couldn't face the queues or smell of the portaloos, so toddled off to the urinals.
There's only a certain input-output those things will allow, and I exceeded it.
(berk, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

hahaha
I'm imagining the panic rising with level of pee in the funnel.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Dear God
you have no idea. Shrieking 'stop, STOP!' at your own vee-jay-jay whilst simultaneously unable to muster the necessary muscle control does not a pretty spectacle make.

Then I figured wee is sterile, so the bits I'd pissed on were probably cleaner than the rest of me at that point.
(berk, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Its only sterile when its inside your body.
When it goes through your lower urinary tract and leaves your body, its no cleaner than washing in vomit.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Fewer
chunks though, and not as sticky.

I did wash my hands, I'll have you know!
(berk, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I think your signature needs to be changed

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Why?
in the lab I work in, science does not equal wee, or knowledge thereof.
(berk, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

You don't use wee in your lab?
FAKE SCIENCE I TELLS YOU.

Sorry I thought insterility of urine was a common fact.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

But vomit is sterile right?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Vomit is perfectly cromulent

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)

How's you?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Skint but good thanks, I'm seeing your bff this evening
How was slayer?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Fucking amazing
they played the whole of Seasons in the Abyss which I wasn't expecting at all. Three songs into the show though, they had to stop the gig as someone must have really hurt themselves in the audience and they had to get an ambulance to stretcher them out of the building. The crowd was really good about it, everyone just stood and waited.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)

damn
I've never used one, but I liked the idea. Peeing by a tree sounds way better than portaloos.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:41, Reply)

They're absolutely fine
to use as long as you don't piss like a firehose. Then they're really not.
(berk, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:43, Reply)

it was the whole stance that went against my grain
all the girls in the urinals were standing sort of bow legged and semi squatting, trying to direct a funnel of pee into the trough, I came over all Bree from Desperate Housewives.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

it does sound somewhat undignified
perhaps one could still use the portaloo, but not have to sit on the seat, that would be an advantage in itself
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)