I'd like to be in South Africa
Making a tremendous bloody mess of Emile Heskey's stupid clumsy head, and sending him home with Rio before taking his place in the squad to fire England to victory in the World Cup

This actually closely resembles a letter I wrote to Jim'll Fix It when I was 9. But with more bloodletting
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well it looks like Ferdinand mightb be out witha knee injury anyway

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Heskey's fault, apparently
Hence my frustration at his inclusion spilling over into homicidal rage
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Hesky has the first touch of an oak tree

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)

And its pace and turning ability
Apparently Rio was injured "being turned by Emile Heskey". I don't think there's anything wrong with him except crippling embarrassment
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:47, Reply)

no one on here cares about football.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I do

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

ok
no one important on here cares about football.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)

If I wasn't here to insult you'd never get any laughs

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

laughs bum AIDS
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

NakedApe: using strikethroughs to make jokes worse.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Here to help

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I noticed I was on the popular page again the other day
for insulting MK.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)

No you don't.
You're just pretending in the hope that we'll stop calling you a girl.

We won't.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)