Alright, so we all know what you're doing, but what would you rather be doing?
I'd rather be flying to somewhere exotic, on my private jet.
Spend the day by the ocean, catching up on my tan.
Have a fabulous lunch with my friends.
Get pampered, mani, pedi, hair washed and styled, new clothes and off to a swanky dinner party, then to a club for dancing.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:11, 105 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ym

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)

she's a very nice lady :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)

That's why I want to do her.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:16, Reply)

apparently my dad got her drunk last weekend and she took advantage of him
*shudders*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

*fap fap fap*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Why did they tell you this?
I know my parents had sex at least twice, but I don't want to know about it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

"They're sex people Lynne!"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

eurgh because she was talking to my dads business partner and he's all "I heard you got drunk" and I was like "My mother is a saint"
and after she left I was all "I can't believe my dad got my mom drunk" and the business partner is all "Yeah, and she took advantage of him" then I puked on my shoes
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I'd rather be in a restaurant in the Cayman Islands
eating steak and drinking rum. Like in The Firm, before all the bad shit goes down.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:16, Reply)

My cousin has just opened a office in the caymans.
I hate him for it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:17, Reply)

hit him up for a job!
they use paperclips in the Caymans
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:19, Reply)

It's something in the pipeline
but not for 3 years or so.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:19, Reply)

it's probably not as good as Milton Keynes anyway

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I'd commute.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

haha
officesmile
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I could totally go for this
although I've never seen the firm
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:19, Reply)

the book is excellent.
I've read it a few times. The film is quite a good adaptation as well plus there's a naked Brazilian lady in it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)

you should just come to my place, we have lots of sun, steak and rum

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I like this idea
where in Merka do you live? I seem to recall Boston..?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I thought it was nearer Washington DC

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

haha noooooooooooo
virginia, relatively close to DC as al has pointed out
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Wooooo!!
Bonus points for me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)

dammit.
my jography is rubbish.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)

it's probably less to do with that and more to do with not actually caring about a person from the internet
alas, the invitation is still open, you can sleep on the couch if you like
it's leather...ooooooooohhh.....
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I remember a conversation about Boston
where I said I was going to pretend your accent was Boston and read all your posts like that, so I think that's where I got it from.

I haven't been to America since I was a little kid so I will definitely be going back at some point. I might try a b3ta tour.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I'd like to be in South Africa
Making a tremendous bloody mess of Emile Heskey's stupid clumsy head, and sending him home with Rio before taking his place in the squad to fire England to victory in the World Cup

This actually closely resembles a letter I wrote to Jim'll Fix It when I was 9. But with more bloodletting
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Well it looks like Ferdinand mightb be out witha knee injury anyway

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Heskey's fault, apparently
Hence my frustration at his inclusion spilling over into homicidal rage
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Hesky has the first touch of an oak tree

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)

And its pace and turning ability
Apparently Rio was injured "being turned by Emile Heskey". I don't think there's anything wrong with him except crippling embarrassment
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:47, Reply)

no one on here cares about football.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I do

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

ok
no one important on here cares about football.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)

If I wasn't here to insult you'd never get any laughs

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

laughs bum AIDS
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

NakedApe: using strikethroughs to make jokes worse.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Here to help

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I noticed I was on the popular page again the other day
for insulting MK.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)

No you don't.
You're just pretending in the hope that we'll stop calling you a girl.

We won't.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

In a cool swimming pool
slathered in suncream, with Long Island Iced Tea, a cool breeze, clear dark blue skies and a ready and willing naked slave to fan me.

A girl can dream. Instead, I'll be heading off down the OKR to get a costume for tomorrow from ASDA, then booze from Lidl.
This is the life :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Depressing post is depressing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

She's our very own pet emo
we just read her posts and realise how much better life is when you're not a student.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)

yeah, i don't have to shop in either Lidl or Asda
In fact I'm going to eat out tonight, just because I can. My fridge is full of fois gras stuffed swan but I'm going out for burgers.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I like to buy a fridge full of Chateau neuf de pap and then set fire to it
then I buy another fridge and fill it with Charlse Lafitte champagne and then throw bricks at it until it explodes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I have some Pap at home, just need an excuse, any excuse!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Stupid and unnatural hair - tick
Skinny jeans - cross
Too much kohl - cross, liquid baby
Gender bending to seem cool - cross
Likes men that look like women - tick
Cries a lot - tick
Owns straighteners, straightens hair - cross
Likes MCR - I like MANCHESTER, not that MCR, so cross

3/8, could be more emo
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)

one of my friends was bitter about people moving to Manchester
I wanted to buy an I heart MCR mug for her to make me brews in when I visit
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)

They're taking square brackets out of subjects?
I want one. And then I'd glass anyone who said "My Chemical Romance?! I LUV THEM OMG OMG OMG"

for future reference it's & hearts ; without the spaces ;) ♥

ah a mug. I still want a t-shirt
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Acutally, I want this
shop.visitmanchester.com/store/product/1902/Sixth-Day-Mug/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I've seen people wearing tshirts with that on
lolz
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I just wrote it how I would on an email
I didn't think it would try and do fancy things.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:55, Reply)

the pointy brackets are html
so it thinks there's going to be html shit and goes weird.

no idea how

i think
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:57, Reply)

omfg if i had a swimming pool i'd be in it every minute i had available

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

totally this

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)

oh man, I'm totally dreaming of it
my "godfather" has a swimming pool and he lives right down the street from me
I wonder if I'll get drunk enough to take a sneaky dip this summer
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

SAME
I love swimming. Though I got really used to flippers and a BCD when swimming so last few times I've gone in a pool I've thrashed around until I remembered how to swim wihtout equipment.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)

weirdo

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I want a swimming pool right now
I might just go and sit in the sink instead.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

+h

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I was in Lidl last night
I picked up some Cider for 99p for a litre and a half. It was only when I got home I realised that it was actually just fizzy apple juice in a fancy bottle :'(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Their alcopops are better value for money vs alcohol content
Less of them, but like 5.7% in 750ml for 79p, vs 4% in 1000ml for 99p

I THINK that's better value. Someone work out alcohol % per ml then compare with price, please.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Student post is studenty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:38, Reply)

JEW STUDENT POST IS JEWISH AND STUDENTY

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Needs more yayin kashér

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:40, Reply)

And shooting of civilians.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:45, Reply)

the 5.7% ones are better.
0.54ml of alcohol per pence,
the 4% ones are 0.40ml per pence.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:47, Reply)

*awaits abuse for being helpful*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I'm a nice person.
See?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:49, Reply)

*Reminds you of your post this morning*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Which oe?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:51, Reply)

"FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE TWAT I HOPE YOU GET CRUSHED BY A CONCRETE COW AND NEVER FIND LOVE IN THE ROMANTIC HAVEN THAT IS MILTON KEYNES, OR "MK" IF YOU WANT TO BE HIP. YOU'LL DIE ALONE AND FRIENDLESS, WHICH IS THE SAME SITUATION YOU ARE IN NOW. NOW FUCK OFF."

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)

This is my favourite description of you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)

it's too long to go in my sig :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Put it on your profile

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

the concrete cow is my favourite bit,
put that in
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:00, Reply)

done

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I'm proud of that

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Biiiingo
Thank you Sir Chompy, you have allowed me to drink lemonade knowing it's better value than fizzy apple.

I intend to get destroyed tomorrow. Dressed in a toga.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Ok own up, who just added me on FB?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)

bill

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I didn't know I'd ever spoken to bill
Bill? Where are you?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Late to the thread as usual!
Hello!
(bill, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:53, Reply)

Well you accepted... :P
Yeah, what Chompy said
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I did indeed
I thought I'd accept and then try and be stealthy and guess who it was from their profile. I failed though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:37, Reply)

What's with all the FB nonsense at the moment?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:04, Reply)

It's some funny website the kids have got into
They use it to keep in touch and send one another inane messages, and they keep pestering me to set up an account on it. Nonsense, as you rightly say.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:08, Reply)

ah
gwan gwan gwan
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:09, Reply)

No.
*folds arms and looks determined*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:11, Reply)

GWAN
GWAN GWAN

have a cup of facebook
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:12, Reply)

NO
The last time I requested a cup from this internet thing, I was not impressed with what it gave me.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:13, Reply)

but surely
you want to do your bit for the online community by raising the average win of the site slightly higher?

It would be fun. Probably
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Unfortunately
I've now been backed into such a corner that to join facebook would be a tremendous loss of face on my part. (Not that the temptation to give in is particularly strong, mind) Besides, it's quite nice being one of those 'ghosts' who is always drifting around in the back of people's photographs, but nobody knows who they are...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:18, Reply)

fake profile then. And tag yourself as Mr Spunky in each photo
edit: and I only just got your reference above Crow :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Get a MySpace/bebo then.
RETRO
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:23, Reply)

scratch that
pigeon post, or possibly crow-delivery
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Hmmm. I'm definitely coming round to your way of thinking.
All I need now is a trained crow.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:29, Reply)

A myspace?
Who do you think I am, Agnostic Antichrist?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:28, Reply)

I have a MySpace
Haven't used it in ages- logged in a while to look at old messages but it's weird seeing 15 year old me :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I must admit, I cobbled one together for the band
And still check that regularly, mainly just to sniff around for gigs. Never bothered with a personal one though.

Edit: Yes, that picture took me by surprise somewhat - although that might partly be because I expect you to have bright orange hair these days!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Mayeb you'll get one
when September ends?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Oh. Em. Gee.
I can totally relate to what you're saying...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I NOE
It's like they just totally get us
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:37, Reply)