I'm with you in your opposition to enforced whackiness and the idea that it'll make the workplace one big happy family
But I like dressing up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I was at the staff conference last summer
and people were honestly suggesting making meetings "more fun" by having prizes and games given out.
fuck that I want to get in and out of a meeting as quickly as possible.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I'm glad we don't have that sort of nonsense here
organised fun is fucking awful.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

It was shot down by me and my boss.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Why do people insist on having fun at work?
It's an anathema to me.
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I was at a little street festival last weekend
and some girls with a big billboard came up to us and started trying to force us to have fun. She was all "you look like the kind of people who like to HAVE FUN". It was something about organising giant games in fields. Ugh.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)

revolting
I hope you gave her what for
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I was so expecting someone to make a strikethrough on the "fucking in and out" part of my post
that I put a mouseover in, but no one has... I'm not sure if I'm happy or not.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

everyone has been so moved by how awful that would have been
that normal service was interrupted
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I love how you always have to tell people about your mouseovers
so that they'll go back and read them and tell you how witty and clever you are, when the reason no one read them in the first place is because no one cares enough about your actual posts to read them, let alone any secret message you've hidden in there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I'm so deeply pathetic

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

deeply
deeply pathetic
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

pathetic dippy over you.

Sorry, that's all I could think of.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

you could have at least googled the lyrics to get them right

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

are they not right?
Well, surely misquoting Right Said Fred is better than correctly doing it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I don't think they are
and it would've made it more amusing if it were verbatim. in my opinion anyway.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

sorry
I didn't mean to upset diehard RSF fans. All one of you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:02, Reply)

pfft
you know that at least Darth Foxtrot is a fan. There's got to be more than one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Now when I used to insult him he would get very angry and abusive but with you and applebite he just laughs it off.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

he knows that if he agrees with me
I'll feel really guilty for being mean and will be nice to him again.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I said she looked like penny crayon and her cupcakes were store bought this morning.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

She's flat chested as well,
that always winds her up.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)

because that one's actually mean!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I'm keeping you keen.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:04, Reply)

no you're not
I has a sad now
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

just draw some massive boobs with your crayons

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

roses are red
violets are black
why is your chest
as flat as your back?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:13, Reply)

harsh
where's your sense of sisterhood loyalty?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:14, Reply)

in her MASSIVE bra

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:15, Reply)

sorry, it just felt like the right thing to say
I had no idea you were flat chested
perhaps you should join a support [roffle] group or something
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)

it's not a disease!
*sobs*

Anyway, boobs are just excess fat

*more sobbing*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Have my stomach fat
I reckon you could make a pair of Fs out of them.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I've heard more than a mouthful is just a waste

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I'm waiting for them to perfect the ass-to-boob
surgery. Then I'm all over that shit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)

that's just not correct

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:27, Reply)

My best nights out have always been random "Fuck it, let's go out", rather than "Next month is a house party" things.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)