I have the power of FAILING TO CONVINCE PEOPLE THAT I'M STRAIGHT
as you might have noticed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's a good power because
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It sucks?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Pretty much
It's not a useful superpower to have, but it does seem to be pretty all-encompassing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)

My bf is called gay all the time as well
His friends always make fun of him because of it (in a nice way)

However, he's always surrounded by girls, contrary to any of his friends.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Do you laugh while shoving your strap-on up him?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Hahaha!
Well, anal sex can be very satisfying for men, straight men too. Not that he'd let me try, though.

It's more the way he dances. He's so funny.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

So I understand!
Never been asked to partake though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Ask your girlfriend
Just start with a finger, and very slowly. You might get shocked the first time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

She wouldn't do it
But thanks all the same!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Shame
That's were your G-spot is.

I don't know if you've ever got a girl coming on 2 places at the same time, shaking and stretching and twisting with the pleasure.

You can get the same by being massaged on your gspot and having a bj at the same time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Yep!
And yes I have, it made me very proud!
I'm not against the idea of trying.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I think you should
But you need someone gentle the first time. The first time you'll probably be so stressed about the wrongness of it that you might no enjoy it much.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Something that feels that good can never be wrong : )
I've been told.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Exactly
If it's not suppose to feel good, then, why is it there?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Haha!
You're going to embarres him. He's very shy.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I'm less shy online than IRL
So there!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I won't talk about it IRL
I've learned the British ways, and how shy you're about sex.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Bah, sex is one of my favourite topics to talk about!
I'm only shy when first meeting people, once I've had a cider or two I'll be reet!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Yeah, most of my best friends are girls
and most of them are hot. There are plenty of upsides to ballet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Exactly
Let them laugh at you. They're just jealous because you're the only one who can have a conversation with a hot girl without shaking, and the hot girl seems to enjoy talking with you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Bumder

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Mad dog



That is a shit insult, sorry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

It's a shit nickname too
I just prefer it to my previous one
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

You obviously have to tell us what that was

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

It was Beefcake

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

That could not be more opposite than Noel's suggestion
which I think we all thought was more likely
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Irony?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Meant like Cartman in the South Park episode
Because I'm fat.

My friends aren't the brightest sparks, bless em
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Ladyboy.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)