I assume this is not the sort of weight gain that can be obtained via cakes

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm not talking muscle.
I just like chunky guys.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

If I put on a stone I'll weigh about 13st 10
Which is way above where I want to be. This is because I'm only an inch taller than you, isn't it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

how tall are you?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)

3 inches shorter than you
I remember these things
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

you have spoiled what I was going to do there
*pouts*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Aww
Stop pouting you bumder. Tell you what, I'll close my eyes and cover my ears and you do whatever it was you had planned anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

you were supposed to say your height
and I would retort "I didn't know they stacked shit that high" and then put /gunnery sergeant hartman
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Brilliant
That would have been FUCKING funny
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I know right?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

But you can pout from on high
I am 6'3" so i look down on him, he is 6'1" and so looks down on foxtrot
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Is this the point where Foxtrot looks up and says
"I know my place"?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

depends on how his roses are coming up.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I spend most of my working and personal life doing that
You just have to catch me at the right moment
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

On your haunches with a ball-gag in your mouth?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)

who is this he to whom you are referring?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

You, I gave you an arbitrary height to fit my post

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

if you quickly edit it to 6'2" then it will work fine

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

He's 6'2"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

AND THAT'S JUST MY PENIS!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Is the rest of you less than 1" high, balanced on the end of an enormous phallus

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

no, about 7 inches

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Hang about
You're on the internet - where EVEERYONE lies about their physical attributes - and you're claiming your penis is 7"? Think big, for gods sake man!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I just claimed my penis was 6'2
I think suggesting I'm 7" tall is fair enough
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I bet that's what your missus says
when asked who the lumbering bearded stoner following her around is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

better than being asked who the mincing bumder is like your mrs

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Actually she usually gets asked "surely you can do better than him?"
I will typically respond with a grin which I like to think says "you have never seen a woman this beautiful naked"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

excellent smuggery
nice work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

i like bearded stoners and I like mincing bumders, but...which is better
There's only one way to find out!

FIGHT!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Yes but I'll be on you like a rash.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

a rash stink on shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I think - THINK - that means that if I put on a stone you'll overlook my comparative shortness and fuck me anyway
Correct me if I'm wrong
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I think you're overthinking this.

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

No-one has ever accused me of thinking too much

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

And no-one has ever accused me of having too much sex : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Aside from Brother Andrew

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Who?

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)