I had a very odd night last night
after a couple of catch up drinks with ma bezzies, we decided (at 11pm) to go get frozen yogurt. Um, yeah. While walking over the bridge we met a couple of lads who asked us if we'd pay £100 to watch someone jump off Waterloo Bridge. It would have improved the gene pool no end, but obviously we didn't. Instead they decided to come back to my friend's flat, and my weirdness about people buying me drinks meant I didn't take advantage of them buying shit- my friend got a bottle of wine and 3 ciders out of it. Like, wow,

In short they were the most idiotic, pathetic, pointless, disgusting, unrefined buggers I've ever been in a kitchen with. Boasting about their massive drugs and their white car with spoilers and the holiday to Ibiza (not even joking)
Then I went home.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Tell you waht you both jump and I'll bring the money round to you...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

No amount of money you could give is worth jumping off Waterloo bridge
unless I was doing it to REALLY REALLY hurt, and then I'd do it for free.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)

why would anyone let morons like that come home with them?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I was in favour of them not coming
but my two friends thought "Hey, free booze!"

I'm a decent, upright human being :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I was usually one of those tasked with getting rid of undesirables
when my daft girlie uni mates brought people like that back home and then got bored of them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Being naturally awkward
I'm awful with new people. And thick people.

Seriously, they were borderline retards. And racist.
Millwall supporters, natch.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

They love teh cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)

regardless of source?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Sluts don't care about the source
Apart from if it's a weird/geek guy, then even sluts won't go near.
*sheds a tear in remembrance of his youth*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

that was my youthful experience too
being a fat geek was even worse.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I wasn't fat
Just the token goth. There was one other goth girl in my town, different school, and she was hot as hell! I thought she didn't like me, we rarely spoke, and I never got the courage to ask her out. Ten years later, she's good mates with my Lady, STILL hot as hell, and admitted to my missus that she fancied me in school...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)

isn't that a kick in the crotch?
I've recently come to the conclusion that I was pretty unfortunate not to know any girls with whom I shared interests when I was younger. There seems to be no shortage of them now I'm off the market.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)

S'always the way
As soon as you're off the market, all the 'might haves and could have beens' come out.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:46, Reply)

those bastards
fortunately I've ended up with the most significant might-have from my past.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)

well I hope that happens to me at some point
so far all those who have admitted their past undying love for me I know truthfully speaking I wouldn't have gone out with anyway, despite them being hot
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I've never been on the receiving end of a declaration of undying love
as far as I can remember.

My situation was more of a mutual realisation of what was going on.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

it was hardly undying love
since of the three times it has happened, each time it was a past thing (thankfully)

Glad it worked out for you though!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Apparently...
I imagine they gelled down their pubes in that lovely way chavs do to their hair
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

HAHA!
Sickening but funneh.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I think I'm going to be sick

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)

There there, *rubs back*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)

*holds hair back*
Go on, love, get it all up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I had the best sick ever yesterday
completely painless, and close enough to what I'd eaten for it to come up in layers.

I hate being ill :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)

if you know you are are going to vomit
eat some ice cream first

vomitting ice cream is the nearest to pleasurable throwing up can be
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Soup and strawberries
not too bad. I didn't burst any blood vessels either
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:44, Reply)

that's always good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)

The perils of pale and delicate skin
ugly red marks aroudn the mouth and eyes after vomming :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

pale and delicate skin is rather attractive though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Depends what it's stretched over

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)

excellent
I threw up noodles. Not so nice (remnants of a bug I think)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Oh wow
you must have felt like an Ood
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:55, Reply)

just a bit :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)

A friend said nuts were good to upchuck
Said he could feel them rattling on the way up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:46, Reply)

One of us would have done one of them, she said
but I did not go out in search of cock. I find it distasteful that you should suggest so.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Nice moral high ground there lampito

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I HAVE MORALS

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)

what have mushrooms got to do with it?
morels
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)

or the paintings on my walls
murals
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)

or the copious amounts of seafood
_{more eels}
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Just the smallest bit of each for me
morsals
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)

So good with steak

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Unless from diseased cattle
murrain
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Seriously, why do you do that?
Explain your wit
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)

because it was pretty tenuous
and sometimes it's amusing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:41, Reply)

You're turning into Chompy

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)

as far as I'm concerned there are worse people to turn into

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

this is wrong.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:46, Reply)

:'(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:46, Reply)

aww I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)

you have no commitment to being horrible

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)

He makes me feel bad with his crocodile tears

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)

he's playing your emotions like harpstrings
the fiend
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:55, Reply)

:D

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)

really?
there are a number of people on b3ta who I'd rather be much less than Chompy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Oooh - this is getting interesting.
Names?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Vipros

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

you cunt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I had to
You would have done the same.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)

perhaps...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Al used to do an amusing impression of one of them
and I noticed that Amberl had a bit of an argument with him recently on a QOTW reply.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Ambiguous pronouns - pliz explain or link.
Or better still. Missy Amberl - you awake yet?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

She's argued with 2 recently.
Maybe. I think.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:55, Reply)

she is an argumentative sort

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I am actually
I don't usually get worked up though. Even now I'm only gently fulminating
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)

You little minx.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)

there you go
b3ta.com/questions/badmanagement/post753687#answers-post-753890
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:00, Reply)

What fun! - and well done.
Some weeks back one of them tried to interest me in a pointless argument. I might as well just be blatant- blaireau69.
I suspect a tendency to troll, there.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)

no, he's just dull and quite annoying

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Good use of the word 'fulminating.'

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:00, Reply)

She was being blatant, too.
Trumpeting her denunciation.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)

not sure that's the right word ;)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Blatant is now my word of the day.
Go ye forth and blate.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Are you worried that saying his name will invoke his presence?
I would be.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I am.
the tedious twunt.

at least I have good reason to be smug
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)

There's no-one on b3ta I dislike
I have no-one on ignore for example. But both of the people in that thread irritate me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I don't have anyone on ignore either
even if they're tedious, they might head a thread that's amusing.

For example, Al's 7 Step Plan
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Al's 7 step plan was the thing to which I was referring
I don't have anyone on ignore either, it's mainly the fucking tedious and the terminal whingers who I don't like.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)

there are 3 QOTW posters
that I can think of who annoy me with nearly every post they write
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)

*worries*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)

You're definitely not on that list
I might as well just be blatant- RingofFire, Miggyman and blaireau69
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I only know two of those names

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)

They're all boring cunts
I like everyone else
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:18, Reply)

not gonna be you is it you daft mare

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)

You never know
I can grate after a while.
If you pay extra.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)

surely BFFs get some freebies?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:18, Reply)

oi
don't you go driving the prices up for the rest of us
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)

*negotiates*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)

thats right
talk money to me baby
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)

*sings Dirty Cash*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:34, Reply)

in the style of
Miss MoneyPenny I trust
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Hmmm - fair do's. Both good points.
Although the gap between some- and -times is often a long one.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I'll give you that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Apologies for being tasteless*



*apology is not legally binding and is insincere
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)