Fruit flavoured lube is nice.
I get a dry mouth sometimes. Nomnomnom.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:15, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I thought you were not getting any?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:17, Reply)

I have in the past.
I have my memories that I cling on to.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:18, Reply)

How are celebrating your BD tonight?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:24, Reply)

I have red wine and pizza.

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:25, Reply)

Good work that lady
Have you had a good day?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:29, Reply)

Boring day but I had a busy weekend.

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:32, Reply)

I've just had a turkey stir fry
with added cashews and mushrooms. No alkyhol though as its a weekday.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:40, Reply)

I'm ok as long as I have a big glass of Vimto before I go to bed.

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:41, Reply)

Enjoy.
I'll have some Ribena
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:43, Reply)

I've never had the courage to use it
the thought kind of put my teeth on edge
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:18, Reply)

Better than cock flavour.

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:19, Reply)

If it's washed, then no :)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:29, Reply)

Yes but it's tasteless.
And I have a medical condition that means I get a dry mouth.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:32, Reply)

Ah I see

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:39, Reply)

like
The woman on house
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:08, Reply)

Nom
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( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:33, Reply)

It is delicious cock
I must have it!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:35, Reply)

Whereas the thought of a mouthfull of man milk is OK.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:20, Reply)

Better than drinking bubble bath, surely?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:25, Reply)

Some flavours are better than other.
Melon is nice but I don't like real melon. Weird eh!
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Thats cos
real melon tastes of slightly sweet water. It's not that nice. Like biting into a warm icecube.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:28, Reply)

This is like a battle of wits
Between a retarded bloke who can't understand why a lady would like cock, and a retarded lady who doesn't understand why the retarded bloke doesn't understand why some ladies might like cock
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Am I the retarded bloke Bert?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:45, Reply)

Duh!

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:46, Reply)

I'll take that as a yes then.
:(
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:49, Reply)

That's fine, it's natural
I just imagine flavoured lube to be very chemically and jellylike and urgh
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Well unflavoured lube is supposed to taste of nothing
and it tastes all chemical and jelly-like.
So I reckon you're guessing right.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:31, Reply)

The cherry stuff
that durex do is quite passable actually - it's a bit like haribo, only a bit more synthetic and gooey.
Just in case you needed to know.
(berk, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:06, Reply)