Wiggy is kind of a b3tan, albeit he lurks. So I'll have him.

And The Rock, because he's so fricking awesome.

Then I'll have Rob Brydon because he does impressions so it's like having twenty celebrities in one.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:07, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm going to consider "The Rock" as the entire cast of the film.
As in, Nicolas Cage and Saun Connery.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I do like Sean Connery
he can read erotic fiction to me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Right, hands up, who just said a line or two of porn in a Sean Connery voice?
*meakly puts hands up*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Yeah, me too

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)

me three
I said "I'm here to shervish your dishwasher" and raised my eyebrow
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Guilty.
He shhlipped out of hijj Shhpeedos.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)

hahaha
officelol
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:41, Reply)

lol

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:45, Reply)

The most convincing impression Rob Brydon has ever done,
is as a talentless cunt.

I think it better if I go to the desert island by myself. But could I have internet access?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:10, Reply)

harsh
he did a good one of Ronnie Corbett on Would I Lie To You t'other week.

You could go to the Island with Scarlett Johannson and Ewan McGregor. Michael Clarke Duncan was there too, he's pretty awesome. And Djimon Hounsou, he's so hot.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:12, Reply)

and Steve Buscemi

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:13, Reply)

have to agree with Bartleby there
Rob Brydon is talentless and annoying.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:13, Reply)

In that case you can be on my desert island.
Do you have a hot sister?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)

my sister is very pretty
fortunately she is only 16. So she can't come as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I'm very patient.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:17, Reply)

how old are you?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I've got all my own teeth,
most of them still in my head.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Vagina Dentata
What a wonderful gash
It means no penis for the rest of your days
A-Vagina Dentata
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

my sister is busy
at whatever time this happens. Sorry
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Pity, I scrub up well

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I've never really seen him in anything besides panel shows
and I thought him far less offensive than Russell whatshisface who looks like he has Downes Syndrome.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Russell Howard?
off Mock the Week?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I like him
his standup is nice and ridiculous
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

You like him because he's as smug as you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

not the case
also, he doesn't seem to be all that smug to me. he's from bristol for god's sake.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

his bristol anecdotes always make me smile
because it's so bristolian
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I like to call them Bristoliers
or Bristoleros
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

he makes me smile
his standup is okay, he's good on Mock the Week, but absolutely awful on Russell Howard's Good News Show. Though to be fair to him that might have been the programmes fault
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I suspect that is the case with the good news show

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Yes, that show's shit
His stand-up's good though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

yes him
sometimes very funny, but mostly really annoying.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)

He is very very annoying on QI

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:14, Reply)

the only good thing about him is his trapped in a box voice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)

You can have a volley ball witha face painted on it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:12, Reply)