NARNIA

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Nah! that's a wardrobe, not a cupboard.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:39, Reply)

why would a cupboard be in a bedroom anyway?
there's probably a person behind the mirror
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:41, Reply)

A DEAD PERSON MAYBE : /
And I have a cupboard in my bedroom. Must be an British thing.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Or it's a two way mirror where when the light is flicked on the other person can see through but you can't and oh man SEXY FUCKING TIEMS

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:42, Reply)

This:
Is the closest to what I feel is the truth. Still, I hope I can steal their gold. Or at least make a fancy hat from their bones. That'll pass the time.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:42, Reply)

See how long you can stand in the cupboard before you start to feel silly.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:44, Reply)

What room does the wall back on to?
Turn light on in that room, close self in cupboard, not likely to be a peep hole, but worth a shot
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:44, Reply)

you can't break the mirror to find out!
7 years bad luck!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:45, Reply)

The fuck am I going in the Murder Cupboard
I bet that's where the bad thing happened.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Gwan!
I double dare you.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Thing is....
If I go in there and some angry Native American ghosts (or whatever) kill me, I won't be able to tell you that I did your dare.

Look, it's a fucking scary cupboard. I'm not going in it. Maybe I can find a poor person to be a guinea pig instead?
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:49, Reply)

why would a Native American ghost be in your cupboard in London?
doesn't even make sense
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Uhh?
They gotta be somewhere?
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Get in the cupboard you big poof.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:52, Reply)

fuck if I would
I had a hard enough time going in my mates basement at night
I'm a MASSIVE scaredy cat.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Well I'd stand in it and I'm bleedin claustraphobic.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:59, Reply)

oh, I'm not at all
in fact...I quite like tight spaces
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 21:06, Reply)

... best of all the volumes.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Probably where you're sleeping, more like

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:50, Reply)

Sounds like someone was trying to plagiarise C.S. Lewis
but to avoid detection, they changed two things.

• They used a cupboard instead of a wardrobe
• Instead of writing a book, they manifested their idea into the real-world instead.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 21:01, Reply)